Of all of them, the one that I really dislike is the Omerica. Gives me the same feeling as puting Joel Osteen above the church. Other than that, most are rather amusing on both sides.
My Hero Words of wisdom: “Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos, I’m an agent of chaos , and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.” “To them, you’re just a freak–like me. They need you right now. When they don’t…they’ll cast you out. Like a leper. See, their morals, their code: it’s a bad joke. They’re dropped at the first sign of trouble. They’re only as good as the world allows them to be. You’ll see, when the chips are down these civilized people will eat each other.”
One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Ave, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the US Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush”. The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here”. The old man said, “Okay” and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush”. The Marine again told the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here”. The man thanked him and, again just walked away. The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same US Marine, saying “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush”. The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don¹t you understand?” The old man looked at the Marine and said, “Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.” The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “See you tomorrow, Sir.”
My gut tells me that's an old joke and there's probably a Clinton to Bush version that giddyup thought was a true story.
