Nukes hit, is there a clutchfan bunker I can stay?

Enticing…

 

I've decided I'm going to have a 'Boy George "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" Loud And On Repeat Party Mmmkay'...when the nukes fly and until the nukes hit. Given the speed at which Putin's hypersonic nukes travel at, it will be a short party so. It will be "all you can eat" (on chips only until they are gone) and I'll be giving away a "free hat" (limited supplies, 1 hat per party). BYOB



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Average prevailing wind direction:

If you're at Big Bend, there's the problem of the Rio Grande drainage being a downslope opportunity at night and an upslope opportunity during the day. It could bring a bunch of New Mexico (Don't drive through New Mexico during a nuclear exchange!) stuff down canyon and a bunch of Gulf stuff up canyon. You could get hit from both directions each day.

I can't believe I have to say this, but have none of you people seen War Games?

 

I've watched plenty of Naked and Afraid. I'm pretty confident I could survive two nights.

 

Boston, LA, Houston and New York would be the top nuke targets.

Houston has all these plants that would do extra damage