ask mobes how he feels about cato's comments about him being crazy for loving basketball. then go kick cato in the groin and run...
In defense of Cato, I wonder if management told Cato to keep his mouth shut and spare himself after his comments on media day? --Deji
The media in Houston bashes Cato all the time but when its time for an interview you expect the guy to cheese in your face and talk to you? Thats crazy.
He brings it upon himself though. I'd love someone to kick him in the groin and run. Or with a football or something.
Nailed!!! Now crispee knows you have him on your ignore list. Question for Kate-oh: Would you be willing to be in a Holiday Inn commercial? <b>Rudy</b>: Can you slow Shaq down tonight? <b>Kelvin</b>: Well, I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.
I'd do this if I were there, but since I can't be there, humor me: Walk up to Cato. Ask him if he's a man. PC people aren't tough, so Cato will see this sexist slander as a threat. He's putty now. Ask him why he acts like a wus with every injury he gets. Call him a little girl. Slap him in the face and say "be tough". Say this twice. Make the slaps seem somewhat effeminate, since you're emasculating him. Say "don't be a pansy", and nugget slap him. If you just barely hit Cato w/ the nugget slap, his ear should be close to your shoulder now. Grab his ear. Twist his ear. In a tone that indicates that you're no longer playing around, tell him in no uncertain tone: 'we'll settle for 8 rebounds per game'. If he gives you any lip, punch him in the kidney, not from the front now, from the back. From the back. You want him to think about this the next time he pees. If this doesn't make him tough, I'll never do anything like this as a parent.
Yeah I understand that but even though he has 42million he still has feelings and as long as the media keeps bashing him they will never get a good interview.
Here's the punch line, Det: The guy who wrote that was fired about a month later for behaving like a psychopath. No kidding.
I'm just curious about the starting frontcourt, now and in the future. If Eddie plays 5 in the future (my guess), then he'd better start laying on the weights and the calories. I guess Mo, EG, T-Mo, Cat and Steve as the starting five in two or three years. That gives flexibility: two shot-blockers/defenders, three scorers (in particular). Anyway, it doesn't matter. I'm excited about this team.
Since Smeg hasn't chimed in yet: "If this training camp was a play by Samuel Beckett, which play would it be?"
Just for you Swopa Clutchy, give Rudy T this question, let's see how much of a history buff he is! If the Rocket's Offseason changes were a Revolution, what would they be??? Industrial for me, but if we could purge Cato and Walt some how then French!
Somehow, I think the choice between Endgame, Waiting for Godot, Happy Days, Krapp's Last Tape, etc. would be far more illuminating.
You could ask them how the loss of Matt Bullard will effect the team? or you could ask them if any of them use his sister as their hair stylest.
Clutch, You can ask him about Collier's role and Langhi's role this season, like how many minutes he expects them to play and at what positions and what is his early rotation looking like. Also, how much does he plan on playing zone defense?
