Big Baby is so large and in charge and takes up so much room, that when he plays hop scotch, he has to play it like this, New York, Chicago, LA.
Big Baby so large that when when he puts on his orange sweats, Bonzi Wells say who opened the Duncan Donuts!
If we draft Baby and trade for Artest, Adelman could refer to Yao, Artest, Bonzi, and Baby as the Heavy Ds. Dang, those boys would put some serious cracks in the hardwood.
Big Baby is so fat that he doesn't just tip the scales at 300 -- he has to bribe them outright! BTW -- Where's Another Brother's take on this?
Reading through that article (and the one from last year that it links to) it reminded me of the infamous story of how the poster rocketsfan34 broke the news of the Francis trade by a conversation he had while walking around the mall. Could somebody give me a link to that thread? I'm afraid it might be so old that its not available anymore via search, cause I couldn't find it. Maybe I'm just overlooking it.
Forget Big Baby, get Alando Tucker of Wisconsin! I went to UW and I have been watching Alando for four years and I also know him personally and I think he would be a great fit for the Rockets. He is a high character guy with plenty of strength and athleticism and has drawn comparisons to Josh Howard. I think that he would be a sparkplug off the bench behind the 2 and 3 spots and once he improves his shot, I think he will be a very solid NBA player for years.