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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by pradaxpimp, Oct 22, 2002.

  1. ShanghaiShark

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    i'd read such translation everynight rather than watch TV shows.

     
  2. michecon

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    Here's the beef:

    Four roars of Rudy:
    *Ming passed by Cato* RT: Yao Ming, watch your man.
    *Ming on attack, Cato press cover* RT: Lean on him, Don't stop your foot.
    *Ming's team lose another point* RT:Don't just move, keep an eye on your man.
    *contest b/w Ming and Cato heated up* RT: Stop, stop. Yao, Don't be too fast, slow down a bit. ( :confused: )

    Other RT comments: Yao Ming needs to work on man to man coverage. But to be fair, all rookie big men had trouble in coverage when they first came in (the L), from Sampson, to dream, to Duncan and Shaq.
     
  3. BigM

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    are you serious? that's very disturbing. i thought he was supposed to have had a good practice today.
     
  4. Achebe

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    Easy, I fed the sinai url to altavista.

    Are you insinuating that you guys don't truly think of Cato as "triumphant spirit" or of Rudy as the "soup commander-in-chief"?

    I ROTFLMAO every time I look at that translation.
     
  5. greekwalker

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    Do not worry, W&S's translation is kinda of an exaggeration (well, ,,, i know he did not intend to do that ) of the original chinese report.



     
  6. AcBrave

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    i think it was from yestarday's practice...or not
     
  7. windandsea

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    No, TODAY.
     
  8. Lobo

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    I guess the "precious book secret" is the soup commander-in-chief's playbook?
     
  9. Lobo

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    Rudy gets my vote for 2003 Soup Commander-in-Chief of the Year!
     
  10. nycrocket

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    "Soup-Commander" means alcoholic in Mandarin.
     
  11. AcBrave

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    u sure? i think i saw "21" in the beginning of the first paragraph.
     
  12. RocketForever

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    I am not trying to challenge Windandsea. But someone who reads Chinese told me RT roared at Ming because (1) he did not like the man-to-man skill of Ming (2) Ming moved too fast. RT wanted him to slow down (3) RT wanted Ming to lean on Cato to gain position when the ball was in his hand. It was not really about strength and the article didn't say Ming was abused by Cato either.
     
  13. Achebe

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    nycrocket, :D

    windandsea, is this true, do you insult our love of Ming the Bright? Four lions charge the bright, soup commander-in-chief roar "I had a hard time sleeping last night," Tomjanovich said, "just thinking about things we can do."

    triumphant spirit and steve seem excited about Ming, according to the chron.
     
  14. Woofer

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    The mechanical translation was too silly to read all the way through, but worth a few chuckles nonetheless. Reminded me a bit of Jabberwocky.
     
  15. DAROckets

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    mmmmmmm soup commander
     
  17. SA Rocket

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    You guys are way too much!:D This is one of the funniest threads I've ever read here,from top to bottom. From the soup kitchen or soup nazi or soup communist or whatever that was,to Cato's bench stats or munch stats,it was simply hilarious. By the time I got to the bottom of the thread my sides were aching and my face was hurting from laughing. I'm surprised the fam didn't wake up.
     
  18. SA Rocket

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    There it is! By the time I posted the soup nazi comment,someone gave us the pic. Sweet!
     
  19. pradaxpimp

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    Where do you get diet cokes from?
     
  20. BigM

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    lmao! that's too much man.

    darockets - that pic is hilarious.
     

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