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well when i was little, i would go with my mom to HEB. I always loved having new pens and cool mechanical pencils to show them off to my buddie. So when noone was looking, I would open the packs and take off!!
It was still in it's box. A co-worker said he would give me $100 to get a goal, almost on a dare but he really wanted a new one. So, I put the box on a dolly and rolled it out to the entrance, acting like I was taking it to a customer's car. Funny thing is that I happened to pass a manager right before the doors which surprised me but I just mumbled to myself, and loud enough for her to hear, "Damn, why the hell did they have to park way over here! Sigh!". I guess she bought it. Anyway, rolled it out to the co-worker's car, stuffed it in and he parked his car around the block so no one would see. b*stard never did pay me!!!
We had to memorize 35 lines of Romeo and Juliet.....After spending 2 hours to memorize the first 5 lines I said screw this! I wrote it all out on a sheet of paper and figured I would pull that out when the time came. Well to my luck the teacher handed out paper with her initials!! Well, I never turned mine in and when she handed them back I went up and told her I never got mine. She said she didn't get one from me, but I pointed out that I was in class that day and did in fact turn mine in. She then says she remembered seeing mine and must have misplaced it. She asked if I could retake the test, but I said no...I had already forgotten most of it. Well, long story short...she didn't count that test against me at all, and she let me stay after one class and write as much as I could remember and used that for extra credit on another test I'm very proud of that incident to this day! Pugs
no way am I replying to this...no way... well except to say "no way am I replying to this...no way..."
some thigns are best left unsaid. worst thing i've done RECENTLY was download some movies off emule a couple of years ago. i still feel a little guilty about that.
My identity is too much of an open book to go on admitting to a bunch of stuff on the internet. Lets just say I have broken 7 out of 10 commandments. Committed a couple non violent felonies, a violent felony and once, in the throes of a unrelenting gambling addiction, rooted for the Dallas Cowboys.
Wow the Toys R Us guy is morally bankrupt Worst thing I've done is probably download movies and songs off the internet oh and I've stolen ONE pen from work once. Too lazy to go to staples or office depot after work
The worst thing I've ever done was convince a very, very Christian girl to have sex with me (it was her first time). I was 19 and she was 18 at the time. It took a while but I eventually convinced her that such things were no longer looked down upon by God, and that since we were designed by God, and since sex is naturally healthy, that God intended for his children to have sex. She bought that BS, and we did it. Anywho, she called a few days later she called and asked why it said "Atheist" on my Facebook. So the cat was out of the bag. She yelled, cried, and hung up and we haven't spoken since. Oh well. At least I got some! That's the worst thing I've ever done morally. In just a matter of legal or illegal, the worst I did was back in 4th grade: my friend and I would ride our bikes around the neighborhood and find abandoned houses to break into and mess **** up on the inside. Since then, I've been squeaky clean (legally).
my best friend's mother was being sexually harassed at work. Another friend & I followed the dude home one night, pulled him into an alley & smashed him a few times below his knees.......with a hammer..........really hard. (Athens, Greece)
I have committed the crime of being too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts... Oh, and one time in high school, I bought some 'magic dice' in the magic shop in Astroworld (this had to be 1980 or so) and after that, whenever I would play Risk with my friends, I would always use those dice.. one dice was ALL 5's on every side, the other one was 6's and 2's.. usually I would just use the one with the 5's on it though.. LOL I must have rolled those dice in front of those guys a hundred times, and they NEVER not even ONCE noticed.. I still laugh about that to this day.
Ok...this is my second confession on here.... I enjoyed going to Mountasia near Willowbrook Mall. I played games and won about 4,000 tickets. I got a voucher for them and left. Well at work we had a color copier so I made a few copies of the voucher and went back to Mountasia. I won a few tickets, and told them I wanted to add them to my voucher (which was a fake one). They gave me a real voucher in return. I did this a few times and then started combining the real vouchers and making copies of them. Eventually I had about 80,000 tickets. Well, the Nintendo 64 had just come out so I used the tickets to get that and a remote control car. I gave about 2,000 leftover tickets to a little kid. Of course, I felt so bad about it that I gave the 64 and the car to my brother and went and bought another 64. I set up a metting with the manager and told him what I did and gave him the 64........They hired me a few days later Pugs
