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[NOOOOO!!!] Natalie Portman engaged & pregnant

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  1. professorjay

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    Big surprise he split with his previous girlfriend. My 0.000000000000001 chance is gone.

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    #1 professorjay, Dec 27, 2010
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    You're too old for her Obi-Wan ;)
     
    #2 Prince, Dec 27, 2010
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    Well it's no wonder the guy can dance.....I mean, look at all those feet!!

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    What, you said millipede, right??
     
    #3 Fyreball, Dec 27, 2010
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    Get her back in her torn star wars battle outfit soon after birth and get some pics with her bigger boobs busting out before they shrink again. Better yet...Lucas should refilm those scenes and put out another edition of the films ala "star wars: bigger and better". Lol
     
    #4 Surfguy, Dec 27, 2010
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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Hrm?

    French Dance Instructor is straight? Does not make the sense, Cousin Larry.
     
    #5 Xerobull, Dec 27, 2010
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    While confusing for most Americans, gay stereotypes and being French cancel out.
     
    #6 Invisible Fan, Dec 27, 2010
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    Would you break up with your live-in girl friend if you could have sex with Natalie Portman?
     
    #7 Dei, Dec 27, 2010
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    I would become an OU faithful for that opportunity. Not. Even. Lying.
     
    #8 LonghornFan, Dec 27, 2010
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    "YO SHUT THE F**K UP AND SUCK MY D**K!"
     
    #11 chonox, Dec 27, 2010
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