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No Jorts, no cargo, so what kind?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by fmullegun, Jul 17, 2009.

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  1. DrewP

    DrewP Member

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    I am not a fashion icon but I know that the OP is correct, jorts and cargo shorts both make you look adolescent. If you want a woman to touch your weiner I suggest leaving them behind.

    What kind of shorts should you get? Dockers khaki shorts are both extremely comfortable and look good. Navy or a brown tan color give you endless possibilities for shirt matching
     
    #21 DrewP, Jul 17, 2009
  2. Astro101

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    Cargo shorts are awesome.
     
    #22 Astro101, Jul 17, 2009
  3. ryan17wagner

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    Jorts are connected with being trashy, not adolescent. And everyone wears cargo shorts.
     
    #23 ryan17wagner, Jul 17, 2009
  4. DrewP

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    nope.
     
    #24 DrewP, Jul 17, 2009
  5. fmullegun

    fmullegun Contributing Member

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    Wait, I think I said NOT look like a d-bag.

    [​IMG]
     
    #25 fmullegun, Jul 17, 2009
  6. Angkor Wat

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    Damn Clutchfans. I never seen so many fashion related threads on a male dominated forum before. I'm glad I don't care about what people think or what is "in" now. I like wearing Affliction shirts, sometimes with a sports jersey, along with cargo jean shorts and one croc and one AIR Jordan. :cool:
     
    #26 Angkor Wat, Jul 17, 2009
  7. Rocket River

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    . . and house shoes

    Rocket River
     
    #27 Rocket River, Jul 17, 2009
  8. Hippieloser

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    I just got some nice black plaid Dickie's shorts from Target. They look great, and they're Dickie's, so they can't be destroyed.
     
    #28 Hippieloser, Jul 17, 2009
  9. Franchise3

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    Just wear whatever you want. Do you really think people are going to recoil in horror if you shorts have pockets on the sides vs. not having pockets on the sides? Male fashion is horribly overrated. Just make sure you look good and not like a r****d. It's really not that tough.
     
    #29 Franchise3, Jul 17, 2009
  10. Hippieloser

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    Some people like to look good, though.
     
    #30 Hippieloser, Jul 17, 2009
  11. ryan17wagner

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    Yep. I read the official press release.
     
    #31 ryan17wagner, Jul 17, 2009
  12. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Cargo shorts are still heavily sold at popular retail chains. Thus they are in. You can't even buy jorts in Arkansas anymore. Cargo shorts are not adolescent they are rugged, a man needs pockets for his fishing hooks, condoms, pregnancy tests, and a grenade.
     
    #32 Ziggy, Jul 17, 2009
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  13. Blake

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    hahahahahahahahaha

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Ziggy again.
     
    #33 Blake, Jul 17, 2009
  14. fmullegun

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    I use them to sneak food into Astro's games and beer into coogs games (I am cheap, they sell beer there)
     
    #34 fmullegun, Jul 17, 2009
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    Haha I saw a lot of people in Toronto that looked like that. Maybe it's a Canadian thing.
     
    #35 s land balla, Jul 17, 2009
  16. MoonDogg

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    If you have a big penis, you can wear anything you want.
     
    #36 MoonDogg, Jul 17, 2009
  17. Shroopy2

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    suit shorts
     
    #37 Shroopy2, Jul 17, 2009
  18. deadlybulb

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    ^ winner

    Seriously. I will wear what ever the F**K I want and not give two craps about what anyone thinks about it. I happen to have a pair of comfortable jorts and wear them a lot.

    If you're concerned about what people will think of you because you're wearing jorts, or cargo shorts, or whatever, you just need to turn in your man card.

    edit: MoonDog's reply is the winner
     
    #38 deadlybulb, Jul 17, 2009
  19. vinsensual

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    Jorts can be a few things. I believe that they are one of the more scenester-ish things to wear due to the re-emergence of fixed gear bicycles. Once those jeans get as tight as they can, I guess the shrinking goes upward. You'll also see em with shirts tucked into them with a sports cap at most outdoor events, but that's a tried and true formula, timeless.

    Cargo shorts are just comfy. You slap on some camo on that ho and your probably paying 50-60 bucks for that at any store at the mall. Bad value is where I draw the line, and I don't know if it's really true, but I still haven't gotten a tugger yet. Cargoes would probably be tip of the iceberg there though.
     
    #39 vinsensual, Jul 17, 2009
  20. DrewP

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    Your sense of being a man is far more convoluted than a well dressed man's perspective on your clothing.
     
    #40 DrewP, Jul 17, 2009
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