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No farting around this is serious

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by AleksandarN, Jan 5, 2022.

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  1. AleksandarN

    AleksandarN Member

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    This is serious guys. Where are we going buy them now?

     
    #1 AleksandarN, Jan 5, 2022
  2. Slyonebluejay

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    Is she in the hospital for gastrointestinal problems.
     
    #2 Slyonebluejay, Jan 5, 2022
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  3. Invisible Fan

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    Whoever smelt it, dealt £38,000
     
    #3 Invisible Fan, Jan 5, 2022
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    Personality cult at its best.

    Cute but do not have the money.
     
    #4 daywalker02, Jan 5, 2022
  5. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    One step away from a shitty p*rn career
     
    #5 Xerobull, Jan 5, 2022
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  6. STR8Thugg

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    This can’t ****ing be real life.

    Time to watch Idiocracy and Don’t Look Up again.
     
    #6 STR8Thugg, Jan 5, 2022
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  7. donkeypunch

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    What a novice. For 50 Gs a week, she couldve had a gaggle of broads fart in jars and quadrupled that 50.
     
    #7 donkeypunch, Jan 5, 2022
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  8. DonnyMost

    DonnyMost be kind. be brave.
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    She... farted herself to death?
     
    #8 DonnyMost, Jan 5, 2022
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  9. RKREBORN

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    Wait, are these farts from the butt or....
     
    #9 RKREBORN, Jan 5, 2022
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  10. CrazyJoeDavola

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    So is it kind of like when you're at the pizza place? You get free refills as long as you keep the cup or jar?
     
    #10 CrazyJoeDavola, Jan 5, 2022
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  11. Haymitch

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    Already addressed in D&D by badlee....

     
    #11 Haymitch, Jan 5, 2022
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  12. couple of d's

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    Deshaun Watson was her first customer
     
    #12 couple of d's, Jan 5, 2022
  13. Jontro

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    fake news.

    girls don't fart
     
    #13 Jontro, Jan 5, 2022
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  14. RKREBORN

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    He is an as$hole...
     
    #14 RKREBORN, Jan 5, 2022
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    Shouldn't cause any real shortage to her fans since she's been subcontracting my farts as her own for months.

    It's a dirty job but pays well...
     
    #15 Rashmon, Jan 5, 2022
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    This is some juicy gossip.
     
    #16 KingCheetah, Jan 5, 2022
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  17. distence

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    Something stinks
     
    #17 distence, Jan 5, 2022
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  18. The Real Shady

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    I bought one. If she dies it will increase scarcity and the price should go up.
     
    #18 The Real Shady, Jan 5, 2022
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    Like a Beano Baby.
     
    #19 KingCheetah, Jan 5, 2022
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  20. Invisible Fan

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    Clutchfans savvy wit da chiks wit diks
     
    #20 Invisible Fan, Jan 5, 2022
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