No that was NAMBLA grooming and '70s boarding school classics professor rape. Thirsty ass voicemail messages, "jesus juice" and an engagement ring for an early pubescent boy to wear on sleepovers: to say nothing of his near kidnapping of BJ Novak at a dinner party, carving himself up to divert his FBI age progression photo profiles from Ted Lange to Sandra Bullock's anime ghost, or trying to Levittown his racial bloodline with NDAs and forged birth certificates.
