The Vaunted Shower Curtain <img src="http://www.localbizbay.com/ebay/shower_curtain.jpg" alt="Houston Texans Defense - The Shower Curtain" title="Houston Texans Defense - The Shower Curtain" style="border: solid 1px #666666">
-Come on in! Make yourself at home! -A League of their own! -The official "get well" card of the NFL. -The most offensive defense in NFL history!
The "Bad News" Texans The Texans-Dumpling Gang This defense comes with a warning label: "Can be easily burned unlike Asbestos, and certainly won't cause any health concerns." Crash Test Dummies for Texans' Defense (Management is still in testing mode with the defense; apparently the secondary unit is currently at 95% failure rate). The Masters of The Styrofoam Defense An automatic win, if you have more than 3 players against the Texans that week in Fantasy Football.
It shouldn't have a name, but be symbolized by a "D" and a Picket Fence sign, like you see creative fans do at games....... ... except the Picket Fence is rotten, broken crumbling wood, and has dogsh-t all over it and is on fire.