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Nickname the Texans' defense

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by msn, Nov 23, 2010.

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  1. solid

    solid Contributing Member

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    The Invisibles.
     
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    Matador
     
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    Scorched Earth
     
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    Secondary Schooooled.

    Houston Presssssss?
     
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    Kareem Jackson Falls Down.
     
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    "We're easy" lol
     
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    offense only scrimmage
     
    #47 TheRealist137, Nov 26, 2010
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    For the secondary: The Skidmarks
     
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    Offense Faints
     
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    The Narcoleptics...
     
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    the texas massacred.
    The heart break kids.
    The Bend and break.
     
    #51 conquistador#11, Nov 26, 2010
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    [​IMG]

    Bonus points for use of photoshop.
     
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  13. Dairy Ashford

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    Forty Sucks

    Ensure Defense

    No Zone(ing) Quitz

    Recryant Stadium

    The Houston Sh i t Channel

    Sh i tley's Slo-Nuts

    The Sam Houston Goalway

    The Houston Live-Suck Show and Slow D Blows.

    The By-You, Sh i tty Defense
     
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    We used to have "The House of Pain," now we have "The House of Gain."
     
    #54 Rashmon, Nov 26, 2010
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    THE TEXAS TASTIES!!!

    THE TEXAS PILLOW FIGHTERS!!

    AND IN THE LAST 2 MINUTES THEY BEND OVER
    & BECOME THE PILLOW BITERS! :cool:
     
    #55 TEXNIFICENT, Nov 26, 2010
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    The Mens Warehouse. Looks at the opposing offense. "You're going to like the way you look; I guarantee it."
     
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    I chuckled at this, but then I realized it doesn't fit. Helen Keller may have been deaf and blind, but she wasn't dumb. Also, Helen Keller was an amazing human being, who accomplished more in her life than any Texan Defensive player could ever imagine. If Helen Keller did play defense for the Texans, she would undoubtedly be our best player.
     
    #57 Rip Van Rocket, Nov 26, 2010
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    YESSS.
     
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    "Shy Secondary"

    They don't like being on the TV screen.
     
    #59 Rocketfanatic2, Nov 26, 2010
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    Over on Battle Red Blog they've been calling it the "Battle Red Carpet Zone" defense for ages.
     
    #60 OremLK, Nov 27, 2010
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