I just nailed it. THis kid has a penchant for making the big bucket so I present you with VONILLA ICE
From bad.. Von Wafer's Express, to even worse...VW Microbus but most other nicknames that have stuck to other players are just as bad, if not worse
I guess it's clever enough, with the allusion to cars, but I'm just so sick of nicknames that use the first letter of the first name and some abbreviation of the last name. TMac A-Rod J-Lo K-Fed I think it's time to move on from that kind of construction. And really, no love for "Baron von Wafer"?
Yeah, that just occurred to me. Darn. I guess there are other titles that could work ("Count von Wafer"?), but none really have the same ring. Maybe I need to pull a Nancy Kerrigan on this Davis fellow.