I kinda like L-Bean... riffing off my post before this one... ...and yes, I realize LLBean is a sporting goods company...
And an English accent. And a stick. And maybe Pink Floyd playing in the background. (Head music?) As Dennis Miller once said, "Stop me before I subreference again..."
I guess you cant edit post ......... or I just cant figure out how to . I was gonna say Sweet Lu Head or Headcase .... just my two cents .
Sweet Lou was Lewis Lloyds nickname I think... Lloyd was big time for the Rockets back in the mid 80's till he went down with Wiggens for hitting the pipe L Bean is kind of cool, but I know the 'geniuses' here have something great still left in them.
I dont know what we will call him but hopefully the other team and fans of other teams regularly call him "C**ksucker" after he keeps ripping them apart.
Head jokes will flourish (as I predicted from Draft Day 1), but maybe a suitable nickname will temper the tempest that has caused a headache for some and a fountainhead of puns for others. Is Luther Head his full name? Another initial might help. You can't call him Loo because that, like head, is merely a euphemism for a toilet. Perhaps a corruption of his first name -- many are pronouncing it Lu-thor. Thor has a positive connotation, although Thor's weapon of choice was a hammer.