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Why does every player have to have a nickname? In fact, you guys seem to even insist on nicknaming players who are new to the Rockets even if they already have a well established nickname. Sometimes, you guys come up with a nickname for more than one player. That sometimes makes sense aka Olajuwon and Sampson as "The Twin Towers", but sometimes you get "Asik and DesTroy (Daniels)". Cool. Two guys on our bench who may or may not ever play substantial minutes together have a nickname. Call me crazy, but I'm going to call him Jordan Hamilton. But, hypothetically, were I to nickname him, it would be this: "Air Jordan... Hamilton".
He just better hope he doesn't get matched up with a guy with the last name Burr. He'd get killed all night.
the federalist wtf haha not everybody needs some cool name. clutchfans have been notoriously bad at coming up with nicknames (Bad Man for example).