NFL Week 9

But we were supposed to find a once in a generation defensive player in Clowney

 

On pace to break the passing yards record. DAmn.

 

Seriously man. How old is Luck? 25? That means the Colts will probably win the division for the next 15 years. Unbelievable. Texans might as well move to LA.

 

Luck's not elite though...LOL.

 

It is not how bad you suck that matters, but when you suck that determines the future of your team.:grin: It is always great to have LUCK on your side.

 

right? ridiculous.

 

Luck is ruining my marriage. I was down by 50 to my wife last night and won by 17. She didn't speak to me the rest of the night.

 

I was losing by 21 and Odell Beckham got me 22, 1.5 points on the last offensive play by the Giants.

 

He is not playing next week, and you can always bench him.

 

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Remember those Fantasy File commercials for the NFL? The awesome ones? There was Lawrence Maroney diving through a hole, Braylon Edwards catching footballs, Jason Campbell throwing good passes. Looking back on it they were completely ridiculous premises, but at the time I was so positive they were real. But that’s before I was wise to the ways of the internet and all its trickeration. Now? You gotta get up earlier to fool me. This is too amazing. Yes I know it’s warm ups and there’s absolutely nothing being advertised but it’s still too surreal to be real. Wait… I’m hearing something about footage from Odell in college…



Oh. OK. Yeah I guess that checks out. Odell Beckham has fake commercial hands but in real life.

 

Gee... Ben Roethlisberger has 12 TD passes in the past two games.

 

I'm convinced Eli Manning has some sort of extra chromosome sometimes. He threw the same pass on Vontae Davis 10 times last night and it never worked, yet he just kept doing it. Meanwhile ODB is on the other side of the field burning his coverage and you don't even look his way.

 

And that's before he gets the ball. After the catch it's like every else is moving at half speed.