NFL Playoffs 2021

Hill Country Cedar Fever laughs at you

 

You are not kidding, that's rough.

 

Took some getting used to. I came from Houston and the locals thought I had a Eastern accent.

 

Petrochemical wastelands! Funny. I grew up in Galveston County near Monsanto and Union Carbide. First time I went to Colorado, I was shocked what clean air actually smelled like.

 

I have a house in Lufkin, and a lake house in Jacksonville. So beautiful, both places.

 

So I'm a glutton for punishment, and this is what I'm watching tonight:

 

I too like to sometimes put my dick in a paper shredder.

 

Some of my earliest aquatic memories were my dad, mom and me hauling the boat up and spending a week or so on Toledo Bend.

I caught a baby turtle with my hands when I was 5 or so, they let me take him home, made a terrarium for him on the patio, I named him "Charlie Petunia Turtle Soup" and he lived there until the fall. Dad said it was going to get too cold, so we should set him free in the bayou...so we did. Buffalo Bayou and Dairy Ashford (or Wilcrest, don't remember which)

 

I had so many turtles growing up in the Galveston area. You could buy them in the "5 and dime" stores with painted shells. I had ones I caught too, but they were big. I hid crawfish in mud in a fishbowl in my room, but the odor soon revealed their presence.

 

Shoulda watched this:

 

Saw it live, one of the great games of the Luv Ya Blue Era.

 

Yep, me too. Definitely a playoff atmosphere.

 

Remember the towel waving? Something different.

 

Although the NFL had a lot of good Superbowl stories in the pipeline this year, they all fell through. And while there is some intrigue with Burrow and Matthews, there is only one Bonafide supe star left in Mahomes. The build-up to the Superbowl is likely going to be a dud, so they better hope the game can exceed the expectation.

Chiefs 34 Bengals 28. But rooting for the Bengals.
Rams 31 49ers 10. The phew factor should payoff here. They have nothing to lose now.

 

Burrow tryna make "Joe" the ultimate name for a QB in NFL history

Montana
Namath
Burrow


Or... maybe it's the "J" in Joe

Unitas
Elway
Kelly


Tom is a valid argument too because of one person

 

2022 year of the tiger

expect the new joe Montana… joe burrow to beat kc and win the Super Bowl

tiger woods could also have a big 2022

 

Matthew stafford is 5-61 against teams that finished with at least 10 wins when he was with the lions. He's 4-5 this year including playoffs. He's 9-67 in his CAREER. something smells weird about this game.

I'm calling it. I think we get a rematch of super bowl XXIII.

49ers 28-24, stafford throws a pick or gets strip sacked on the last drive of the game going down the field to try and win it. Garrapolo has the game of his life, goes 22/30 312yds 3tds 0ints.

Bengals win 34-33. KC takes a 33-31 lead in the last 2 mins and misses the extra point. Jeauxy Burreaux drives down the field and sets up the game winning field goal as time expires. His legend grows with a 25/34 347yds 4td performance. Mahomes wife pours hydrochloric acid on a bengals family in response, and then wonders why she's being attacked on social media. She issues an apology the next day on her twitter account. Somehow, she's not charged with any crimes.

 

If the Bengals somehow win and use every second on the clock, then I want the 49ers to win. 1980s throwback.
If the Chiefs win, I want the Rams to win. Rams have the best team 1st rounders can buy.
I hope the 7 on 7 scrimmages are as great as they were last weekend.

 

That would be an amazing day to watch. I can't remember having two incredible NFL playoff weeks in a row... so I'm wondering if we have at least one stinky blowout today... but as I've said before, betting against a B-Bob sports prediction is a good way to earn some cheddar.

My guess for today will be that Jimmy finally turns into a pumpkin at midnight. Between the Niners having a key piece of the O-line play hurt, and their banged up secondary trying to stay with the most elite receiving corps... yeah. 24-13 Rams. (It's hard to beat one team three times in one year.) Let's see if my usual jinx works its magic!