NEWS: Yao Says He'll Stay a Rocket, Trains with Falsone

I am a regular there most of the time. But I do want to share great stuff about Yao Ming with you guys here. Do you want me to spend more time here ???

 

We always want more excellent translators around here... just be prepared for the Yang Yi haters.

 

so will someone please explain the wet dream thing?

 

sure.. why not

what happend to that site anyways? apparently the merged. was there any money involved?

 

Probably no $$$$$ involved.

What basically happened was that the site I was visiting/posting for the past 2 years had been single-handedly ran and managed by an American-Japanese Yao Ming fan who is an IT professional in Houston with little donations or financial supports from others.

He just felt the work too daunting after 2 years running his site as it completely depreived him of his personal life/rest time, $$$$ spent on server hosting and storage space and affected his work as well.

But instead of quitting and scraping his excellent works for the past 2 years, he talked the official Yao Ming fan club, ClubYao into a merger; his site is going to be absorbed into ClubYao, where he can draw on the technical resources (i.e. server hosting and storage space) and professional support of ClubYao to help him out; by doing so, he could continue writing his expert detailed analysis of Yao Ming in every game, and continue the fan forums as a subsection in ClubYao in future.

A win-win scenario for ClubYao as well, as their site previously had not got any worthy fan forums of any kind.

 

Okay. Here goes.

When a husband and wife love each other very much, they think about becoming a daddy and mommy. When they decide to have a baby, they start sleeping in the same bed, until the mommy starts getting fat. Later a little baby gets born and they live together as a happy family. But before any of that happens, the guy will often spill is goop all over his shorts while he is dreaming about p*rn stars and supermodels. You're welcome.

 

Technically his long-term contract extension can't start until 2006, but he can sign it next summer, 2005, with the Rox.

That's interesting. At 304 lbs, that would be the lightest Yao's been at since the beginning of his rookie year when we was weighing in at 296. I guess maybe the Rox staff is looking for Yao to go the other way with his body, and build it to be more lean and mean. I'm sure he's stronger than he's ever been with Falsone dogging him this summer, and maybe this will be the answer to his conditioning problems. So instead of building the next Shaq, they try to make Yao into a 7'6" David Robinson with skills and a massive base.

That's the kind of confidence I like seeing from the big fella. Whoo! Can't wait for the season to start.