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[News] Woman Wields Knife, Demands Cunnilingus

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by percicles, Nov 5, 2010.

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  1. percicles

    percicles Contributing Member

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    "Somebody is going to eat my p***y or I'm going to cut your f_cking throat."

    Only in West Virginia


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    Great, now I'm going to have nightmares. Thanks a lot.
     
  3. Uprising

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    WOW...just....umm....wow. And, unfortunately. The picture matches the story perfectly.....

    on second thought. Not unfortunately. It said she had a stanky leg....
     
  4. Scarface281

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    Talk about yeast infection. It would have been like stuffing your face into cold mac and cheese. Nasty thread.

    I'm out.
     
  5. RV6

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    I knew it was gonna be bad....and i still looked in here...dammit.
     
  6. SuperBeeKay

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    Halloween is over, she needs to take off that mask
     
  7. ItsMyFault

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    Ah, the picture matches the story.... sad world.
     
  8. Cohete Rojo

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    fap, fap, fap
     
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  9. SuperBeeKay

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    I heard p*****s are too hairy to eat anyways, I'd much rather eat a dog
     
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    How could they refuse?
     
  11. Cannonball

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    Reading the article, I expected there to be a picture posted when I scrolled down. I tried to imagine how horrible this woman must look. What I thought of was pretty damned bad. I was WAAAAAAYYYY off.

    Who the f*** was the guy who agreed to do it initially? Why?
     
  12. Harrisment

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    Haters gonna hate.
     
  13. tmoney1101

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    aters gonna ate.
     
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    just cut my ****ing throat.
     
  15. tmoney1101

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    Down with "horrible vaginal odor"!


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    The only way to prove she really said that is to find a cunning linguist.
     
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  17. SuperHighFly

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    :confused:
     
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    There really isn't anything I could say that can make this story any funnier. I'll just leave this here...

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  19. LonghornFan

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    He should have just put some salt on it for taste. I hear it works for noodles.
     
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    This.
     

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