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[New York Times] Google Desktop Search: No match for Rice researchers

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by bigtexxx, Dec 20, 2004.

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  1. m_cable

    m_cable Member

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    You know if I was to pile on bigtexxx also, I would answer that Jeff probably DIDN'T see it. Also, I'm sure that a person with xxx in their moniker isn't overcompensating for anything.
     
    #41 m_cable, Dec 20, 2004
  2. AstroRocket

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    Once more, because this can't be quoted enough:


    Quite possibly the corniest thing ever posted in the history of the internet.
     
    #42 AstroRocket, Dec 20, 2004
  3. bigtexxx

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    Ahhh, just getting back to my computer after a lovely afternoon with a lady friend. We saw Oceans 12 and I'd recommend it to all here.


    This thread has got me rolling in laughter. It's amazing who pops out of the woodwork when they feel the company of their internet buddies! Continue the good work! A psychological study by T_J could help us to identify the behavior traits associated with this type of activity. I'm enjoying a hearty chuckle at the whole thing, that's for sure.
     
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  4. Behad

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    For the record, I've been insulting you and your twin brother "_" long before this thread appeared.

    So what created a bigger laugh...you reading this thread, or your "supposed" lady friend upon seeing your small penis?
     
    #44 Behad, Dec 20, 2004
  5. bigtexxx

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    Ha! Good one Behad!
     
    #45 bigtexxx, Dec 20, 2004
  6. twhy77

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    It was pretty funny.
     
    #46 twhy77, Dec 20, 2004
  7. El_Conquistador

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    Nice to see my efforts are paying off. Subjects -- please continue providing me with excellent data.


    I AM THE_CONQUISTADOR
     
    #47 El_Conquistador, Dec 20, 2004
  8. Behad

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    TA-DA!

    Case Closed!
     
    #48 Behad, Dec 20, 2004
  9. vj23k

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    lol.

    Per-fect.

    Edit: Just saw Behad's response...LOL.
     
    #49 vj23k, Dec 20, 2004
  10. Isabel

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    I'm more worried about making a spelling error and knocking Isabel out of the spelling contest....

    Summary: Some Rice graduate posts about other Rice people making an important discovery (which is hardly news; it happens all the time), and the very next post comes from a non-Rice person making inquiries about the genitalia size of Rice males. Why the interest? I can understand Isabel's interest in the subject, but some of you guys have some explaining to do....

    Ferdinand
    Proud Houston Rockets fan since 1971
     
    #50 Isabel, Dec 20, 2004
  11. bigtexxx

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    An excellent response coming from the Spanish Monarchy duo themselves.

    I too must question the immediate diversion of attention to male genitalia size. Perhaps the author has uncertainties of his own? These uncertainties were certainly on his mind when he decided to "insert" that comment into the discussion! Then others decided to jump in about sexual activity frequency! Wow, a lot of insecurities amongst the group! Gentlemen, it may be time for some mental self-examination.
     
    #51 bigtexxx, Dec 21, 2004
  12. AroundTheWorld

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    Great thread!
     
    #52 AroundTheWorld, Dec 21, 2004
  13. Master Baiter

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    Oh Christ, how you have strength in numbers. Just because you can talk like you are on Masterpiece Theater doesnt mean you are smart or that the nookie comes running after you. He made a joke, role with it and seem like a cool guy. Getting pissy makes you look like the dorky guy in high school that got mad when someone wrote the Quadratic Equation wrong in Geometry. We all know that the dorky Quadratic kid wasnt getting any puss and we all know that its alluding your tic tac as well.
     
    #53 Master Baiter, Dec 21, 2004
  14. Isabel

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    eluding. :D

    Proper spelling and grammar, of course, don't get you laid... except by Rice guys. :)

    They are not all "tic tacs". Some of them may be. :)

    bigtexxx's comment about mental self-examination made me think: I suspect most members of this board engage in self-examination every night. Just not the mental kind. :D
     
    #54 Isabel, Dec 21, 2004
  15. bigtexxx

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    Oh this was a treat to read!

    Insults included in this post:
    1. I talk like I'm on Masterpiece Theater (sic)
    2. I'm not smart
    3. I don't have "nookie" running after me
    4. I don't seem like a cool guy
    5. I got pissy
    6. I look like "the dorky guy in high school" (especially funny, since I was more a jock than a dork, but whatever)
    7. ...and the grand finale, "puss is alluding my tic tac."

    I'll repeat that last one. "Puss is alluding my tic tac." Not really sure what you're getting at there, but I have to say it's original! Good work!
     
    #55 bigtexxx, Dec 21, 2004
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    damn that ***** got served ya heard?
     
    #56 isoman2kx, Dec 21, 2004
  17. Master Baiter

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    If I ever get laid by a Rice guy it will only be because I was raped and I will then promptly kill myself.
     
    #57 Master Baiter, Dec 21, 2004
  18. SamCassell

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    Very nearly sig worthy. I like this one better tho:

     
    #58 SamCassell, Dec 21, 2004
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    I am confused by the thread title. Were Google and Rice in a fight? Or maybe a competetion of some sort?

    Rice kicks ass in math and science. I hope the new president is serious about his efforts to improve the humanities departments.
     
    #59 rimbaud, Dec 21, 2004
  20. SamFisher

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    I showed her my own 12 last night.


    Zing!
     
    #60 SamFisher, Dec 21, 2004
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