[New York Times] Google Desktop Search: No match for Rice researchers

Post of the freakin' year!!!

 

So telling that no one rushes to Rice's defense.

 

You guys just need an ice cold Jack Daniels' Hard Cola

 

You and w****-hay sure mention your ability to get laid pretty often...

And, seriously, it was definitely funny.

 

I think the biggest surprise out of all of this is that people who listen to Brooks and Dunn get laid, small penis or not.

 

Priceless

 

And some manly lather with a loofa.

 

ha!

this thread keeps getting better and better....

 

I think the word "penis" is funny. But that's because I don't have one. You guys should all be used to them by now.

And I think it's really funny when people get super-sensitive about any perceived insults to the size of their members... even if it's a joke. (Unless someone just happened to hit the nail on the head.)

As for whether Rice guys get laid more often... well, Ferdinand gets off work late tonight and I will encourage him to post in this thread. (hopefully he won't say anything that will get me banned)

As for why Rice guys get laid more often... I think it helps that they're not afraid of Rice women.

 

Fresh off the wire--

Houston (AP)-

In a shocking yet all to telling move, Rice Women are speaking out in order to save the dignity of their male counterparts. The move occured after events that transpired early this afternoon, where the good name and manhood of every male Rice Alumnus was put into question without an answer. We can only hope that these women are right, yet still must laugh at the fact that the men have to revert to the ancient and humiliating "I'm gonna go tell my mommy" technique of debate.

 

I think plenty of peple respect the institution, it's just the alumni of said institution that people are not rushing to defend...

 

I think RM95 would say that the title should be No Match.Com for Rice researchers....

 

I think both of them would honestly look at this thread and be proud that they started a two page thread that is generating response.

I'm eagerly awaiting Franz Ferdinand to give me a beat down...I royally deserve it....

 

Lost in the shuffle is the fact that maybe I should uninstall Google Desktop Search from all of my computers!

 

By special request:

 

This is like the funniest thread ever. I hope they take it in the right light.

 

"They" who? The admins or the prima donnas?

Have you ever in your life seen a cartoon matchup so perfectly with a poster?

 

The umm... afore mentioned primadonnas....they don't take criticism too well...

Yeah that's pretty much insane.

 

Too bad there's not a "Report this thread to a moderator" link for "them"