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New sci-fi brothel offers sex with (girls dressed as) aliens

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  1. GRENDEL

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    All you have to do is head 90 miles west of Las Vegas and you'll find the Alien Cathouse, a new establishment that aims to cater to the geek who's always wanted to sleep with a green-skinned slave girl, a pointy-eared dominatrix or, basically, a woman who will take currency from a client in exchange for sex ... and not call him a nerd in the process.

    The Alien Cathouse comes from the mind of entrepreneur/pimp Dennis Hof, who already runs the Moonlight Bunny Ranch—which you may be familiar with thanks to HBO's Cathouse show. Hof has purchased the brothel and a neighboring gas station, bar and convenience store and is rebranding the entire clump as the Area 51 Alien Travel Center. (No, it's nowhere near Area 51, but it is a radioactive stone's throw from the Nevada Test Site.)

    Hof has retained the services of former tabloid staple (and madam) Heidi Fleiss to design the girls' costumes and the brothel's decor. According to the Las Vegas Review-Journal, the property will open in a month or two after some extensive renovations. It's yet to be determined what variations to the standard whorehouse menu ("sex, with a side of sex") the Alien Cathouse will provide.

    Perhaps it's best the Comic Con International stays in San Diego, rather than move to, as is often proposed, Las Vegas. Otherwise there'd be lots of doomed geek marriages and tired prostitutes.

    http://blastr.com/2011/12/new-sci-fi-brothel-will-o.php
     
    #1 GRENDEL, Dec 28, 2011
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    Glad ToyCen started his dream business
     
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    I'm gonna go ahead and guess that one of the things on the "menu" is a suit a guy can put on that makes his arms and penis look like tentacles, which he will then use on the girl.
     
    #3 RunninRaven, Dec 28, 2011
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    <img src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTHom4t1-KU0fQbmP-EAJWuqwri4SfwpyM4-ggibHrdUHEcytfB" height=300><img src="http://manhattaninfidel.com/__oneclick_uploads/2011/10/whom_gods_destroy_131.JPG" height=300>
     
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    http://mostlywater.org/its_signing_contract_be_raped_work_nevadas_brothels

    The effect of all this on the women in the brothels is "negative and profound," according to Farley. "Many were suffering what I'd describe as the traumatic effects of ongoing sexual assaults, and those that had been in the brothels for some time were institutionalised. That is, they were passive, timid, compliant, and deeply resigned."

    "No one really enjoys getting sold," says Angie, who Farley interviewed. "It's like you sign a contract to be raped."
     
    #5 Sajan, Dec 28, 2011
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    Finally: to pay to go where many, many, many men have gone before.
     
    #6 aghast, Dec 28, 2011
  7. Like A Breath

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    Being a prostitute is bad for your mental health? You don't say...
     
    #7 Like A Breath, Dec 28, 2011
  8. The Real Shady

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    Get the 3 boobed girl from Total Recall and I'm down.
     
    #8 The Real Shady, Dec 28, 2011
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    or Two cats.....if u catch my drift
     
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