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New Chris Paul Nickname - “CP Knee”

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by dwhite, Nov 15, 2017.

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  1. Invisible Fan

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    If Paul owns CP knee, does he poop his pants as well?
     
    #21 Invisible Fan, Nov 15, 2017
  2. theimpossibles1

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    Hmmm where have I heard this joke before.... O yea... last Thursday.
    Toot toot.
     
    #22 theimpossibles1, Nov 15, 2017
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  3. ApacheWarrior

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    Should Kawhi Leonard change his nickname from “the Claw” to “the Above Knee” (quad injury)?
     
    #23 ApacheWarrior, Nov 15, 2017
  4. snowconeman22

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    Just "the quad" would be better
     
    #24 snowconeman22, Nov 15, 2017
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  5. ApacheWarrior

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    Actually “The Quad” is taken

    Tony Parker (same injury)......seniority
     
    #25 ApacheWarrior, Nov 15, 2017
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  6. cerophilik

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    Terrible nickname.
    Who’s gonna usE this
    :rolleyes:
     
    #26 cerophilik, Nov 15, 2017
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  7. James Gabriel

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    Deserves its own knee.
     
    #27 James Gabriel, Nov 15, 2017
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  8. JaceMan da SpaceMan

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    Jame bad nic name but guy say we kneed too underastand cris Paul has old knee. Rest for playerpff get montie Ellis
     
    #28 JaceMan da SpaceMan, Dec 22, 2017
  9. TracywtFacy

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    Puff adductor?
     
    #29 TracywtFacy, Dec 22, 2017
  10. pippendagimp

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    CP3rd leg day-to-day
     
    #30 pippendagimp, Dec 22, 2017
  11. topfive

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    Comedy 101: Puns do not equal "levity." There is a distinct difference between laughing and groaning in mental agony.
     
    #31 topfive, Dec 22, 2017
  12. arabrocket

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    Op is an idiot.
     
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  13. Kevooooo

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    CP-owie!

    This is why we need to sit Harden and Paul whenever possible. I'd rather lose the next ten in a row then them have to play slightly injured all season. It's too early in the season to require them to play through nagging injuries. It's not worth the first seed in my opinion.
     
    #33 Kevooooo, Dec 22, 2017
  14. count_dough-ku

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    How about the Bruise-ton Rockets since that's costing CP3 and Capela so many games?
     
    #34 count_dough-ku, Dec 22, 2017
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