Cleveland Cavaliers' Christian Eyenga, from the Republic of Congo, reacts as New York Knicks' Carmelo Anthony, center, runs into referee Violet Palmer during the first half of NBA basketball game, Friday, March 4, 2011 at Madison Square Garden in New York. "Eyenga experiences flashbacks of his time with Uncle Lester"
Former Aggie Cadet Christian Eyenga attempts to motivate himself as New York Knicks' Carmelo Anthony, center, runs into referee Violet Palmer.
During a Cavs-Knicks game, one man, shown sitting facing away from the court, has no clue that Eyenga is about to expose himself by ripping his shorts to shreds while Anthony tries to protect Violet Palmer's virgin eyes.
Eyenga: Ahhh CARMELOOO THATS MY WOMAN!!! Carmelo: It's okay. We can be together now. We have nothing to be afraid of.
It suddenly dawns on Violet Palmer that in fact, her cutting her hair only made the players on the court more attracted to her.
Man, I thought the gang-raping of rival tribe members was frowned upon in this country. I've never been more excited to be wrong!!!
Man, I thought the gang-raping of rival tribe members was frowned upon in this country. I am very excite!!!