Originally posted by JayZ750 "Hell, anyone who has had to room with Calvin Murphy, coach Cuttino Mobley, call MadMax in his office to kick him off the team, start TwoSandwiches, decipher Moses Malone-speak, listen to barkley talk politics, ride on an airplane with Mike Newlin, tolerate bad callers on his radio show, pretend to respect Joe Crawford, admit to drafting Roderick Rhodes, answer 20,000 questions about why Boki sits on the bench', never fall to temptation of Miller Lite AND Yangjing Beers, Take a blow from Kermit, be forever remembered by the word "Kapaya!" Had to justify that the new uniforms aren't that bad [add next chore above this line] and answer to Les Alexander is entitled more jazz and liquor than your average guy."
"Hell, anyone who has had to room with Calvin Murphy, coach Cuttino Mobley, call MadMax in his office to kick him off the team, start TwoSandwiches, decipher Moses Malone-speak, listen to barkley talk politics, ride on an airplane with Mike Newlin, tolerate bad callers on his radio show, pretend to respect Joe Crawford, admit to drafting Roderick Rhodes, answer 20,000 questions about why Boki sits on the bench', never fall to temptation of Miller Lite AND Yangjing Beers, Take a blow from Kermit, be forever remembered by the word "Kapaya!" Had to justify that the new uniforms aren't that bad be an assistant coach under Don Chaney [add next chore above this line] and answer to Les Alexander is entitled more jazz and liquor than your average guy."
"Hell, anyone who has had to room with Calvin Murphy, coach Cuttino Mobley, call MadMax in his office to kick him off the team, start TwoSandwiches, decipher Moses Malone-speak, listen to barkley talk politics, ride on an airplane with Mike Newlin, tolerate bad callers on his radio show, pretend to respect Joe Crawford, admit to drafting Roderick Rhodes, answer 20,000 questions about why Boki sits on the bench', never fall to temptation of Miller Lite AND Yangjing Beers, Take a blow from Kermit, be forever remembered by the word "Kapaya!" Had to justify that the new uniforms aren't that bad be an assistant coach under Don Chaney deal with Vernon Maxwell [add next chore above this line] and answer to Les Alexander is entitled more jazz and liquor than your average guy."
"Hell, anyone who has had to room with Calvin Murphy, coach Cuttino Mobley, call Mad Max in his office to kick him off the team, start Two Sandwiches, decipher Moses Malone-speak, listen to barkley talk politics, ride on an airplane with Mike Newlin, tolerate bad callers on his radio show, pretend to respect Joe Crawford, admit to drafting Roderick Rhodes, answer 20,000 questions about why Boki sits on the bench', never fall to temptation of Miller Lite AND Yangjing Beers, Take a blow from Kermit, be forever remembered by the word "Kapaya!" Had to justify that the new uniforms aren't that bad be an assistant coach under Don Chaney embrace Mattress Mack as a landlord <b>[add next chore above this line]</b> and answer to Les Alexander is entitled more jazz and liquor than your average guy."
"Hell, anyone who has had to room with Calvin Murphy, coach Cuttino Mobley, call Mad Max in his office to kick him off the team, start Two Sandwiches, decipher Moses Malone-speak, listen to barkley talk politics, ride on an airplane with Mike Newlin, tolerate bad callers on his radio show, pretend to respect Joe Crawford, admit to drafting Roderick Rhodes, answer 20,000 questions about why Boki sits on the bench', never fall to temptation of Miller Lite AND Yangjing Beers, Take a blow from Kermit, be forever remembered by the word "Kapaya!" Had to justify that the new uniforms aren't that bad be an assistant coach under Don Chaney embrace Mattress Mack as a landlord put a daughter through college AND medical school [add next chore above this line] and answer to Les Alexander is entitled more jazz and liquor than your average guy."
"Hell, anyone who has had to room with Calvin Murphy, coach Cuttino Mobley, call Mad Max in his office to kick him off the team, start Two Sandwiches, decipher Moses Malone-speak, listen to barkley talk politics, ride on an airplane with Mike Newlin, tolerate bad callers on his radio show, pretend to respect Joe Crawford, admit to drafting Roderick Rhodes, answer 20,000 questions about why Boki sits on the bench', never fall to temptation of Miller Lite AND Yangjing Beers, Take a blow from Kermit, be forever remembered by the word "Kapaya!" Had to justify that the new uniforms aren't that bad be an assistant coach under Don Chaney embrace Mattress Mack as a landlord put a daughter through college AND medical school try to set up plays with Matt Maloney running the point [add next chore above this line] and answer to Les Alexander is entitled more jazz and liquor than your average guy."
"Hell, anyone who has had to room with Calvin Murphy, coach Cuttino Mobley, call Mad Max in his office to kick him off the team, start Two Sandwiches, decipher Moses Malone-speak, listen to barkley talk politics, ride on an airplane with Mike Newlin, tolerate bad callers on his radio show, pretend to respect Joe Crawford, admit to drafting Roderick Rhodes, answer 20,000 questions about why Boki sits on the bench, never fall to temptation of Miller Lite AND Yangjing Beers, take a blow from Kermit, be forever remembered by the word "Kapaya!" have to justify that the new uniforms aren't that bad, be an assistant coach under Don Chaney embrace Mattress Mack as a landlord put a daughter through college AND medical school, be named "Soup Commander in Chief" by the fish translator, [add next chore above this line] and answer to Les Alexander is entitled more jazz and liquor than your average guy."
Rudy is the only coach in the NBA that can win 45 league games with ISO. He is also a revolutionary; he made NBA revert back to zone defense SINGLEHANDEDLY. He is also a rare brid - he amongst the group of people who sound better in print than sound bites. He is a Rocket for life! He is our RudyT!!!
"Hell, anyone who has had to room with Calvin Murphy, coach Cuttino Mobley, call Mad Max in his office to kick him off the team, start Two Sandwiches, decipher Moses Malone-speak, listen to barkley talk politics, ride on an airplane with Mike Newlin, tolerate bad callers on his radio show, pretend to respect Joe Crawford, admit to drafting Roderick Rhodes, answer 20,000 questions about why Boki sits on the bench, never fall to temptation of Miller Lite AND Yangjing Beers, take a blow from Kermit, be forever remembered by the word "Kapaya!" have to justify that the new uniforms aren't that bad, be an assistant coach under Don Chaney embrace Mattress Mack as a landlord put a daughter through college AND medical school, be named "Soup Commander in Chief" by the fish translator, Speak to some Australian on the 610 show [add next chore above this line] and answer to Les Alexander is entitled more jazz and liquor than your average guy."
I always knew that Rudy used to drink and admit to it and stopped, but how do you guys know he smokes cigarettes?
...and plus if Rudy T smokes cigarrettes, wouldn't he get suspended for violating the league's Anti-Drug policy. If Mo was suspended for 5 games for smoking mar1juana, then wouldn't Rudy T get a similar punishment?
