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Neighbor from Hell-Advice wanted

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by LooneyToon, Sep 19, 2004.

  1. droxford

    droxford Member

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    m_cable is right - I'm this month's vicitm of the racism witch hunt. LooneyToon is just gonna have to wait his turn.

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    And if you're gonna stoop to dirtry tricks....

    Go to a hunting store. Get some stuff that smells like female deer spray (very pungent and stkiny). Put it all over the air intake on the guy's air conditioner. I recommend doing this in the middle of the night. It will be unbearable immediately, and will last a long, long time.

    And... he'll never know what caused it, will never know it was you, won't know what to do about it (other than move), and won't want to spend any time in his home.

    I'm not saying I recommend this action. Just throwing it out there as one possible way of dealing with it.

    -- droxford
     
  2. Baqui99

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    ..."and then...roll him up into a carpet and throw him off a bridge. heehee" :)
     
  3. Supermac34

    Supermac34 President, Von Wafer Fan Club

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    So why can't you just call the police?
     
  4. GreenVegan76

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    I'd side with Gene Peterson here. Just get out.

    Psychological warfare and flaming fecal bags are funny, but this sounds more serious than that. If you're fearing for your safety, and the apartment/police aren't doing anything, you need to leave ASAP.

    Good luck, man.
     
  5. synergy

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    What is wrong with mentioning the guy is black? Would you call LooneyToon sexist, for mentioning the offender was male?

    Gimme a break. He's just trying to tell a story. Plus it adds to the intrigue..
     
  6. Another Brother

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    Kind of expensive, but if the wall is that thin maybe you can try these things.

    1. If you had a microphone and an amp you could actually make his system feed-back by holding the mic to the wall. I've heard about this being done, supposedly it's RATHER effective.

    2. Buy a universal remote, search the codes for his system, then have your way with it. Mine works through the walls in my house hopefully you'll have the same luck.

    If neither works, borrow --- droxford's Whitney Houston collection and R & B him to death.:rolleyes:
     

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