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I've actually heard about an underground gambling place. Its in some rich dudes townhome, they stay open all night, drinks are free and served by some hotties, etc... lots of weird stuff like that goes on in Houston. I'm just not privy to it. That circle J idea sounded solid.
I'm not trying to buy steroids or an AK-47. I am only looking for a fun place to go after hours that is not a strip club or cheesy bar. Oh yeah...no circle j either...they're as commonplace as Dave & Busters these days. Any go-kart places open late? interesting ethnic bars or late night eats? any other ideas?
please tell me that was referencing Luckkky's thread.. i don't remember the details, but it seems close =P
Yeah, I get the idea. You are disgusting. Your idea of fun is ridiculous. Basically, you're looking for "underground" events where you can find animals (including people) seriously hurt each other, might be able to have sex with a sketchy Asian and Hispanic woman, or can poke fun of people with disabilities?? Cheesy bars...understandable. I'm not quite getting the aversion to strip clubs, though? It may be the "common" thing to do, but there's a reason...because you're a dude and have a penis, and here's an opportunity to go get wasted and oogle naked, big breasted chicks. Especially considering it's Houston, why avoid that activity?
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Thanks for the kind words, pal. I was not aware that sex is commonplace in a karaoke bar. Good to know. I guess you're not a boxing fan. And, apparently you don't like go-karts either. To each their own. First, to clarify, I am not looking "to have sex." I am not opposed to naked women, I just think that most strip clubs are boring. If there is one out there that would be a bit different than your typical place, then by all means, please share. I used to wonder why there are so many strip clubs in H-Town. After seeing the responses to my inquiry, I am no longer surprised.
You want to see dogs fighting, maiming and killing each other? Yeah, cause that's cool I'll admit, I don't know what sketchy means in reference to sketchy Chinese karaoke...but I wasn't born yesterday, either. I can guess. I'm not entirely sure why the go-karts have to involve midgets? Well, except for the fact that you probably think midgets are funny and that midgets driving go karts are hilarious. Don't take offense at being called disgusting when you are looking to do things that are disgusting...
riigghhht....you really don't have much room to talk since you're the one thow came in here asking for illegal activities and obscure things. People in glass houses...
After reading these responses, I see the error of my ways. Dog fighting is wrong. Gambling is a sin. Go-Karts are evil...especially when midgets are involved. Karaoke is both obscure and unwholesome. Food should not be consumed after evening prayers. And, alcohol is the devil's milk. After the Rockets game, we will head straight to the old Summit / Compaq Center for badmitton with Joel Osteen. Then, of course, prayer. Then, off to bed. Thanks for the life lesson, ClutchFans! God bless you.
What the hell is a "sketchy Chinese karaoke room" ? If you're not looking for strippers or something similar to that... I'm not sure what could be sketchy enough to make that considerable for a bachelor party. But you got all offended when someone suggested you were looking for sexual-type stuff
You apparently have quite an affinity for obscure and illegal activities if your moniker is any indication, DONKEY MAGIC.
