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Need some serious girl advice...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by manbearpig, May 29, 2008.

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  1. swilkins

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    DonnyMost be kind. be brave.

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    Adolf,

    I'm sure you can get your little Fraulein to shave herself. Just let her know that if she doesn't, the Master race is at stake b/c you won't want to reproduce with her. Tell her to imagine a life of burning books and frowning upon brown skinned people all alone.

    I bet that will get her to go and buy a Gillette
     
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    Well, at least you know she doesn't have alopecia
     
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    Ok, after that second post, I'm hoping this thread is a parody of that astro guy...

    - teenage girl
    - serious relationship advice
    - met online, only knows her a few days
    - wants to get chick in the sack
    - something about a Mexican guy
     
  6. brentdapmp

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    Look man it's cool, all the hair just adds to the after sex aroma
     
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    Does she have a penis, too?
     
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    :( "¡Ay! No es bueno."
    Sincerely,
    [​IMG]
    ^ name that episode of the Simpsons (difficulty:moderate)
     
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    ALSO:

    "Can I have her number, please?!?"
    Sincerely,
    [​IMG]
    Lefty Chewy
    :D
     
  10. rrj_gamz

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    Well, nothing wrong with the "Natural" look...Not sure how old she is, but she shouldn't have hair on her back, not sasquatch like anyway...

    Pits, eh, euro thing, hair pie, eh, not so bad...I'd say suck it up and hit...she may not use deo either...
     
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    we really, really need a pic to decide. i think the general rule is...if she has a mustache and is female...then run away.
     
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    I agree completely.....I just CAN'T understand why these women with femstaches have not discovered or refuse to use wax

    It is like it is almost too easy

    1. Go to any store, and buy cheap wax strips
    2. Place wax strip over the 'stache
    3. 10 seconds later said 'stache is gone and you look like a woman again

    :confused:
     
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    ROFLMAO !!

    DD
     
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    Of course, when she finds out you're a racist moron, she might be a little turned off.
     
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    98.79899954% of the Mexicans I know/am ARE Cahtolic you bald, wookie-hating idiot! :D
     
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    There's nothing worse than when you're giving a girl a massage and you discover happy trails... on the front and back.

    More like sad trails.

    I worked with a girl who got the laser hair removal. She was so excited. I'm sure her boyfriend was.

    I'm a terrible person.
     
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    If I were a betting man, I would bet there are gonna be more things you find out about this wookie that you find disturbing. Such as the pics "she" sent you over the internet are not her, but a 45 year old fat man. That's why he doesnt shave HIS back.
     
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    ^^^I probably know more catholics than you guys will ever know...not a single one would ever date a mexican. Thats a fact.

    I finally met her. She has nice breast and ass but its covered. The whole hair thing came up cause we were just talking and i said i shave my chest. She said she doesnt shave anything and that she wants people to see her for who she really is, shaving takes away from that.

    If you are not going to post seriously, get the **** out of my thread. I didnt post on the internet to be laughed and made fun of. Dicks. I'm done.
     
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    I didnt bring up the mexican issue but the whole time, i wanted to slap the **** out of her. What do i do?
     

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