Need some (REVENGE) advice dealing with douche neighbor...

That part of the law still belongs to the neighbor. It may be an easement, but it belongs to him.

 

Revenge is only fun when its justifiable. He did nothing meaningful to you, yet. Calm down.

You can get all angry again if he does **** up with your car.

 

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Oops, didn't realize it would star'd out.

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Let me say again you have NO idea who this guy is, what he's going through, or even more importantly what he's capable of if he were to find out you did something to him (or his property). But you're a big tough guy who has it all figured out. How you going to stop someone that walks up behind you and pops a cap in your ass? But these things never happen, right?

Who annointed you the person to teach people a lesson?

Maybe the lesson is not what he needs to learn here, but what YOU need to learn here!!!

That said I feel pretty confident that this advice won't be taken because based upon your wanting to get revenge on someone that just popped off to you you're more than likely the type that doesn't want ANYONE telling you what to do.

 

Dog poop on his lawn? Man just **** on his lawn yourself.

 

"3. I calmly told him he is a horrible miserable person, and that there is no need to blame his miserable life on other people."

The worst thing you could have done with personal attacks, unless you wanted to start something. Why are you so worried? It is his job to prove that you are the one leaving the poop if he is that disturbed let him take action.

 

Start flirting with his wife, screw with his mind.

 

Combine these two and you will be golden.

 

Some of you on here scare the hell out of me. Outrageous suggestions for getting "revenge" on what basically is a grumpy old man.

I do agree about calling the police to get in on record that he threatened to vandalize your car. That way, when they go visit him, you will be assured that he won't touch your car.

 

Hope this isn't your neighbor....
Dallas police say elderly man apparently killed couple over dog droppings

On a lighter note....

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Better yet...YOU go poop in his yard....so he can't blame it on your dog.

 

Spit in his face and threaten to kill him

 

Set his car up so the next time he starts it... sexy time explosion! --without the sexy time.

 

Photoshop him like you do with houstunnin.

I would never want to cross paths with you or do you any wrong cause you seem to never let go if someone does something wrong to you. Lol

 

It sounds like when you walk your dog he isn't on a leash, is that correct? Is your dog supposed to be on a leash? Just wondering.

I think it is a bad idea to try and get revenge on this guy. You never know how crazy some people are. It sounds rather childish to want to get revenge on this guy.

 

i can't believe you let this old geyser with a ghetto ass looking lawn talk **** to you like that. it's almost like it's too late to even recover your dignity at this point. as soon as he threatened to vandalize your car, much less even have the balls to step to your house, you should have told him straight up that you would not only beat his old ass with his own walking cane, but you would do it in front of his wrinkly wife and then stick that cane down his throat while telling him to say "aaaaaah" like it's a doctor's tongue depressor.

anyways, my advice now would be to get use a different phone and different accent to book a few dozen doctor's appointments with him over the next few weeks and obviously not show up to even one.

 

I did my own search on the Dr. I now know where both of you live.

Let it go. Revenge is a disease.

 

Yep, I hate when people "walk" their dogs and they're not on a leash. My dad does that all the time in Galveston...he walks his 100+ LB black lab without a leash and a few times the dog has run up to people laying on the beach and just took a dump right in front of their beach setup.

And this dog takes massive dumps.

They complain and the just shrugs his shoulders and says "what do you want me to do?"
Uh, clean that **** up? Yeah, my dad is a d-bag sometimes