Need some (REVENGE) advice dealing with douche neighbor...

the guy was a douche one time and you told him off. let it go...for now. if his threat escalates to actual vandalizing then you can screw with him.

 

I'm with you. **** all the haters on this thread. Dogs piss outside. Deal with it. Also I don't pick up dog ****. But my dog is small so you don't notice his ****s as much. She probably weighs 5 pounds. That ain't even ****! Ain't nobody got time to pick up that ****!

 

Unless something happened after that, you did a fine job of handling the situation. There's no need for revenge

 

yeah, a-holes like you should be taught a lesson. Pick up your dog's mess. People like you give responsible dog owners a hard time. If you didn't want to pick it up, you shouldn't have got the dog.

 

Sorry bro. I live in an Apt. complex.

 

Apartment complexes don't have trash cans anymore?

 

Animals **** outside. Is that such a novel concept. Squirrels **** outside. Ducks **** outside. Stray dogs **** outside. Stray cats **** outside. Birds **** outside. That's the law of nature.

 

^It's not only natural, but with dogs especially, it can be extremely detrimental to their psychological health for them to see you constantly go & pick it up & throw it away, as if they did something wrong.

I agree, this is a "deal with it" situation, because it's biodegradable, natural, organic, good for his lawn anyway. Can't condone revenge plots though.

 

That's a very good point about the dog's psyche

 

train your dog and cats to take ****s on your lawn and then they wont have to go...I dont have a dog, and i dont feces of your dog on my lawn...i dont understand why that is a hard thing to understand?

And just because its the law of nature, it does mean nature only calls on my lawn...

 

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Invite him to an ACN meeting.

 

honestly, if you really want to be a dick, lodge an anonymous complaint with CPS that you heard from a couple of kids that he has touched them inappropriately when their parents were distracted. CPS are sensitive banshees who are always looking for an excuse to justify their payroll, so they will be all over it like butter on toast.

 

Before you go off and do something stupid, my advice would be to just let it go. You said you don't know this guy, and thus you don't know what's going on in his life. Yes he could just be a prick, but what if he just found out that his wife was cheating on him? Or what if his child has cancer? Or what if his mother just died? I could ramble off a bunch of things here, but the point is maybe your path crossed his path in life at a very bad time? Not that it excuses him for going off on you, but when you plot revenge you're just being a jerk as well.

Why are you wanting to plot revenge on someone that just popped off at you? Do you get revenge on every single person you have a negative encounter with? If so you need to grow up and learn a little restraint or you're going to have a long frustrating life.

 

You could also call up the city and lodge a complaint that he is illegally renting out his basement (if he has one). Again, they will check regardless of how fishy it sounds and once they get into his house, it's almost a guarantee they will find something to write him up on.

 

I should create a website called passiveaggressiverevenge.com I bet it'd score plenty of hits

 

You could also sign him up for some gay porno subscriptions and newspapers. I'm sure theres a few free ones out there.

 

I agree that you will look like a bigger dick than he does if you get revenge at this point.

 

Take a crap on his yard. Simple, but impactful. Moreso than dog ****.

And as for the other issue that's come up in this thread...

I let my 3 dogs **** where they please. My dogs >>>>> you, so my dogs' **** > you. It's math; you can't argue against it.