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Need some (REVENGE) advice dealing with douche neighbor...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Antec, Mar 27, 2013.

  1. DonkeyMagic

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    burn his house down. That will teach him.
     
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  2. Antec

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    How did I deal with him? I just told him he was a miserable person. And the police didnt do crap for me.

    I am looking more along the lines of deceptive revenge.

    If I go put some poop in his lawn or front door, its going to seem pretty obvious it was me since this incident happened just this morning. I need ideas of things to do to him what wont necessarily hurt him, but make his daily life a pain in the ass. More of an annoyance for ****ing with the wrong person.
     
  3. bobmarley

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    I get the vibe that you bring a lot of negativity upon yourself.
     
  4. Antec

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    I just feel like some people need to be taught a lesson. Obviously i cant go and fix every douche in the world, but i feel that if i am able to teach 1 douche a lesson then i have at least made this world a better place.

    If douches are not taught a lesson about their douchebagery, then they will just continue to be douches to others as well.
     
  5. sugrlndkid

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    why are u showing us what this guy looks like?? Who cares if people bark, its all about if people bite...thats when you act!


    This...once again...let it go...He's probably going through something and taking his anger out on something as petty as this...you trying to one up on him just makes you look bad...
     
  6. davidio840

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    carve F**K YOU on the back of his bumper. He will likely not realize it for a few days.
     
  7. FFz

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    What would jesus do? Show his picture on the internet? Ask about ways to harass him? he'd prob just tell the guy he's going to hell unless he repents.
     
  8. ling ling

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    Forget the dog. You and the misses should poop in his yard.
     
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    I get a sense that from now on every single piece of dog poop he finds on his yard he will automatically assume that it is me, since he already knows what my car looks like, I get a feel he is pretty much going to target my car.

    So what if I wake up tomorrow and find bunch of dog crap all over my car? Or if my car is all keyed up or something.
     
  11. RV6

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    The guy assumed your dog pooped on his yard because he probably sees you pass by every day. Not a crazy assumption to make. He was probably tired of seeing **** on his yeard and maybe was also having a bad day. How does that make him a douche? Or a horrible and miserable person? Now, that you told him it wasn't you and that you 'd pick it up anyway, don't you think that's enough, for now, anyway?

    Something tells me you are judging him based on a lot more than one incident.
     
  12. kidcave9

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    keep posting pictures of that asian rapper with his ill brother that'll show them.
     
  13. krnxsnoopy

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    Whatever you decide to do, bring a camera and record it.

    Worldstarrrrr
     
  14. bigtexxx

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    well, you really should keep your dog off his lawn
     
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    For the next cople of months fill a 10 gallon trash bag full of your dogs **** but dont cross or go near this guys property again. Once full go over his place late at night and dump all the **** all over his yard!

    If you wanna get you revenge faster and have big balls and big penis, fill that trash bag with your own **** also.
     
  16. updawg

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    What kind of car do you drive?
     
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    <iframe width="640" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Fk6M1gqV-0A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    he gonna **** when he realizes it's ****.
     
  18. Antec

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    Its not even on his lawn. We walk the sidewalks. And its on the grassy area right next to the curb.

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    I asked the police officer. He told me sometimes on older properties the sidewalk is considered private property while on other properties it is considered public property.
     
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    You're going to be a far bigger douche by taking "revenge".
     
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  20. liljojo

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    Park your car in your garage and don't be a jerk.
     

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