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Need some advice guys....

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by cwebbster, Jan 30, 2005.

  1. ArtV

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    LOL! In just 2 minutes too. Man you guys are quick
     
  2. cwebbster

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    How bout this, if I get this chick, I will take all of you guys out for a beer on behalf of the expense report. I am serious about this!
     
  3. coma

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    How about you give me her phone number and I'll put a good word in for you?

    Oh yea, post a picture, please.
     
  4. twhy77

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    You really shouldn't view her in terms of some sort of conquest. Treat her like a person, cut the "kick ass" comments, and just get to know her first. She's still a complete stranger to you, and you need one thing that all relationships take and that is time. Don't rush anything, and you won't be rushed out of a relatioship. Be nice. :)
     
  5. cwebbster

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    I am doing that, and you are right she is a complete stranger to me. I tend to do the hit the ground running effect a little too much, and I always do that with the keepers. The slutty girls are always the ones I take my time with, and end up banging prematurely. But, I meant that statement sometime in the near future, I will keep the BBS posted on progress. This is like reality BBS Hangout TV or something.
     
  6. KaiSeR SoZe

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    :confused:

    don't listen to him...

    hurry up and hit that **** at the rockets game and buy us some drinks the next day;)
     
  7. u851662

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    Another thing, dont let her catch you staring at her on the slick.... Not good....
     
  8. Dubious

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    Rent a James Bond film, preferably a Sean Connery. Then be more like him and less like yourself.
     
  9. Mr. Clutch

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    on the what?
     
  10. fadeaway

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    The slick.
     
  11. LonghornFan

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    Can you just send my beer to my house? How many do we get? Talls or 12 ouncers?
     
  12. cwebbster

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    It all depends.....we will see how well the advice pays off
     
  13. swilkins

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    Does she have any psycho girl friends?

    Sometimes after a date, girls will call their best friend. She probably passed along the "Kick ass" complemement and the other girl probably reacted with something like this:

    "Girl that mans a crazy stalker. You need to back up and rethink this"

    If that is the case, time heals all wounds. Be nice and smile and say hello, but leave your options open. There are plenty more "kick ass" girls that aren't offended when you call them "kick ass".

    If that's what you're interested in.

    If so, then KICK ASS!!!;)
     
  14. cwebbster

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    Swilkins to the rescue! :)
     
  15. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Cwebb,

    She called you TWO times after the date....what was the 2nd call for?

    Swilkins nailed it...she did not understand the Kick ass comment.

    Talk to her, don't talk to us.

    Tell her you had a great time, and meant no disprespect by the Kick Azz comment.

    Then smile, and say that you promise to never compliment her again.

    Then look her in the eyes, and say "On your knees Mardi Gras Biatch".




    Well, skip the last one, but the rest is true, just talk to her.

    DD
     
  16. SamFisher

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    :D

    This thread is awesome, there are many priceless, sig worthy quotes in here....
     
  17. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    So many that you would forget the Boki bet?


    :)
     
  18. SamFisher

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    Nope, he is quickly becoming one of my favorite players!
     
  19. cwebbster

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    So good, I had to quote myself ;), see the sig!
     
  20. SamFisher

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    the purple rain thing was totally retro pimp, I freaking love it, you were born to late.
     

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