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Need Relationship advice help guys and ladies

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by tim562, Oct 30, 2005.

  1. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy
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    Jerry's Brain: Well I'm getting a little tired of this. What do you say we play one for all the marbles?

    Jerry's Penis: Oh Brain, what are you doing? You cannot beat me. Do you have any idea who you're dealing with? Forget about it!

    Jerry's Brain: I can't take her anymore. I hate reading her stupid little acting scenes.

    Jerry's Penis: Oh, so what? So you read from a little play. You can't put up with that for an hour to make me happy? You're so selfish. Give me one hour, then I will take over, you will not have to think for the rest of the night.

    Jerry's Brain: What about tomorrow morning? Do you have any idea what that's like for me? Do you care? No, you don't care. So long as you get to do whatever it is you do. You disgust me.

    Jerry's Penis: Oh, go read a book.

    Jerry's Brain: Enough chatting, let's play.
     
  2. Rocket River

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    RUN don't walk away from this

    Rocket River
     
  3. Rox_fan_here

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    Tim I am glad that you told this chick off. Now you need to listen to droxford because he knows what hes talking about. If you still need some help here is some recommended reading you might enjoy.
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  4. Rocket River

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    Why is it that the Crazy ones. . .are always the best in bed????

    Rocket River :) :D ;)
     
  5. tim562

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    LOL, thanks everyone for everything. She's old news now. I've already moved on and feel so much better. I am no longer thinking about what she is doing or if I made the right choice or not. As always, the BBS is there for help. For sure everyone, it means alot, thanks so much.
     
  6. RunninRaven

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    Pffttt. "Just a vibe." I know this whole thing is resolved, tim, but here is the response you should have given to this.

    "I know you girls start out with your vibes and think they're great, and they are, they're terrific. But pretty soon, a vibe isn't enough. You're out on the street trying to score a double ended dildo, or maybe a sex swing. And the next thing you know, you're strung out on blow up dolls... that's serious."
     
  7. tim562

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    Damn!!!
     
  8. fba34

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    straight outta the textbook
     
  9. Xerobull

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    That's what I call a 'Hot Summer Romance'...This girl is way to immature for you, bro. Next time she trips the ego, just say one word: 'Whatever' and mean it.
     
  10. rrj_gamz

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    Damn, that girl is crazy...Every girl adds a little drama, but man, but if she has to be clingy and needy and has to text you about 1,000,000 times a day, run...

    Btw, what's her number so I can call her...j/k.. :p
     
  11. Nolen

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    GFTOW. Demonstrate Value, connection, escalate, venue changes... I've seen this before.

    Have you read Neil Strauss' "The Game" yet?
     
  12. A-Train

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    Well, that's all I needed to read right there. Since the Spurs are evil, nobody that likes the Spurs can be a "good christian girl"

    Unless you want your kids to grow up Spurs fans and be named Manu and Tim, I suggest ending it as quickly as possible...

    ...after the goodbye sex, that is...
     
  13. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    I have been thinking (I know that is dangerous) but I don't think we can truly give advice without seeing....

    PICTURES !!

    Post pictures of her.

    :)

    DD
     
  14. swilkins

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    She sounds psycho, but that's just me.

    Since when did kids give a **** what their parents wanted. She text messages you a million times getting you all horny and **** and then leaves your blue balls behind.

    F that. I would probably have called her the day after like this, "Hey Spursgirl. I don't think this is going to work, because my parents would think you are some kind of psycho b!tch".

    But that's just me.
     
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    Follow your heart.. that's what I do.





    LOL.
     
  16. Isabel

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    There's always the Baqui99 solution to all problematic relationships...
     
  17. TMac640

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    the rule 0001 solution is an intriguing one as well.
     
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    Does she hangout at bustops every morning?
     
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    Get rid of her. Why keep going if it's already bad after just a few weeks?!!

    You have to try some European girls, I hear they are the best :D
     
  20. Xerobull

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    They have an insatiable need to please you to impress you. IMO, 99% of women are crazy, so that's a good thing! :D
     

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