need ideas for a party i'm hosting

bullardfan · Jun 13, 2010

Ronny said:

Honestly, these kinds of things were more acceptable in the 70's when hippies, being chilled out and cocaine were the norm. Now it's pretty lame for kids over 13.

Get with the times, gramps. Here's how you throw a real party:

Clear out all furniture to a separate sitting area. Start putting together cocktails, separating the weaker ones from the stronger ones with lots of spritzers on the side. Girls like slowly sipping on the weaker breezer type drinks and if you have a bunch of prudes that's normally what you need to get them vibing if you don't have hot charismatic men like myself running around. Beer is good for relaxing times or brunches, I'm not a big fan of having that at parties but I'd normally go for Guinness or Lagers over the urine tasting ones like Corona and Bud Light.

Now for the dancing part. It's important to micromanage your playlists and not be mainstream American and play r****ded **** like Taylor Swift and Britney Spears. One lame song ruins the continuity of the moment and people will snap back to reality and are likely to mellow down. You want to get some synth and bass involved with a slightly hipster style.

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Now you can't kid yourself into thinking American women can dance, but the chances of you copping dome greatly increase if you create a certain glamorous and hard hitting vibe. Don't do that fat pasty white person **** where you play murder mysteries and board games and talk about your income taxes. That's not the kind of mood you want to go for.

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nice. thanx for the big boi song. i'll drop that at my next event.

BMoney · Jun 13, 2010

Ronny said:

Honestly, these kinds of things were more acceptable in the 70's when hippies, being chilled out and cocaine were the norm. Now it's pretty lame for kids over 13.
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"Chilled out on cocaine?" Cocaine doesn't work that way.

AroundTheWorld · Jun 13, 2010

I haven't read this thread at all except the title, but...

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