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need help with my car

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by God's Son, May 29, 2008.

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  1. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Everyone knows Jesus was Chinese, he fled to Hong Kong and tricked the Romans into putting his gay brother on the cross. He married a nice Asian women, and thousands of years later his sanctity was passed down the blood line to a certain someone, you may know him.
     
  2. DarkHorse

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    Take it to Autozone or someplace similar. They can run a diagnostic on your car, and they'll do it for free.

    If the connector is broken, they'll be able to tell you.
     
  3. SwoLy-D

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    Dude. Think about it... if your descendance theory is right, that goes on par with Eduardo Nájera, who is from Chihuahua. No doubt God's Son is from MEH-hee-koh. :D
     
  4. meggoleggo

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    EDIT: DarkHorse beat me to it! :eek:

    Simple - go to an Autozone. Tell them your "check engine" light came on. They'll try to hook up the OBD2 reader. If it's really busted, they'll tell you. If it's not busted, they'll read it and tell you your car is fine and there is no code.

    Then you just say, oh ok it must've gone away. Thanks. Sorry for the inconvenience.

    Then re-evaluate your situation as needed.
     
  5. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Your wrong Dude, Yao is the blood line to Jesus. I swear!
     
  6. DarkHorse

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    JINX.
     
  7. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    technically you guys didn't say it at the same time, now you get a penalty for calling a false jinx, you owe him a coke.
     
  8. meggoleggo

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    :eek: Fixed. :D
     
  9. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    My oh my, a female Rockets fan. Hello pretty lady, my name is Alan. LOL
     
  10. Asian Sensation

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    Just take it back and say you got it fixed.
     
  11. meggoleggo

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    LOL Hi!

    BTW - DarkHorse, I'll take an A&W Cream Soda. :D
     
  12. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Hello, do like long walks on the beach and Shane Battier, because I do. :D
     
  13. SwoLy-D

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    [​IMG] != [​IMG]

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    It's gotta be a coke. AND DarkHorse can't say anything until he gets it to you, Pam. :D
     
  14. swilkins

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    Sorry to hijack. I couldn't resist.

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  15. DarkHorse

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    I don't get it, swilkins, so I nominate your post for "Hijack of the Year". :D
     
  17. Jugdish

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    Sounds to me like you need a new Johnson rod.
     
  18. swilkins

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    I was inspired by the smooth talkin' Pizza Da Hut.

    I can't say that I dream of long walks on the beach and Shane Battier, but whatever works. Anyway... It's all in fun.

    The autozone suggestion is the best one.
     
  19. Mack

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    Why can't they emissions test your car without the connector? My car pre-dates OBD-2 (it's a car from 1993) so they do some different type of test, and it still gives the emissions data.
     
  20. BenignDMD

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    Where can I find a shady inspection station.....seriously
     

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