Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a flasher walked up to them and displayed his endowments. The first old lady had a stroke,the second old lady had a stroke, but the third old lady's arms were too short to reach.
bigtexxx: "Only if you take the endowments for the entire University of Texas system (9 Universities) and the entire A&M system (10 universities) would they be larger than Rice's. On a per student basis, it's really a laugher." land monster at bar: "Let's go back to my place"
Looks like I killed this thread. Hey, I think I have some newly acquired powers here! I must keep telling myself that with great powers comes great responsibility and that I must use them for good and not evil....
