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Nasa astronaut goes crazy attempts kidnapping...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by KingCheetah, Feb 6, 2007.

  1. MR. MEOWGI

    MR. MEOWGI Contributing Member

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    It used to be clear and the bottom was covered in white oyster shells. I have talked old sailors who remember it being that way. Man ruined it and made it what it is now.
     
  2. percicles

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    Dude, Florida throws anything and everything at you in the hopes they can get you a date with Old Sparky. If her dog was with her they would have charged her with animal cruelty.

    On a lighter note: Why won't the woman in my life show this kind of devotion. All I get is the occasional "he's with me" or jealous tirade.
     
  3. JuanValdez

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    :confused: What is there to politicize? I also have doubts they can prove an attempted murder charge. But, I think buying weapons suggests consiracy at least. And, if she has conspired to murder and then starts to execute this plan (however poorly), that upgrades it to attempted. I don't think she was carrying most of her weapons though, so I don't see them getting it. But, I see the justification in making it an option for the prosecution.

    Btw, as a Navy captain, wouldn't she have a sidearm? Seems like it'd be more effective than a BB gun.
     
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    If spraying someone with pepper spray is attempted murder, does that mean kissing someone is attempted rape? :confused:
     
  5. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Is it just me or does anyone else find Lisa Nowak way hotter than Colleen Shipman?
     
  6. rrj_gamz

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    um....

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    I would have stayed with the crazy one... :p
     
  7. Smokey

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    Shipman is at least 10 years younger and I don't think has any kids. Turn off the lights.
     
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    Come on, people..she's in a Navy Captain's uniform. That's almost as bad as a mug shot photo. There HAS to be a better pic of her out there somewhere...
     
  9. MR. MEOWGI

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    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Jack Bauer would be all over this one.
     
  11. JumpMan

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    Reminded me of this song..

    I was impressed like everyone,
    When man began to fly,
    Out of earthly regions,
    To planets in the sky.
    With total media coverage,
    We watched the heroes land,
    As ceremoniously
    They disturbed the cosmic sand.

    In awe with admiration,
    We listened to the talk.
    Such pride felt they,
    Such joy to be
    Upon the moon to walk.
    My romantic vision shattered,
    When it was explained to me,
    Spacemen wear old diapers
    In which they **** and pee.

    Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
    Will get you from here to there.
    Relieve you and believe me,
    Without a worry or care.
    If ****ting is your problem,
    When you're out there in the stars,
    Oh, the intergalactic laxative
    Will get you from here to Mars.

    They don't partake like you and I,
    Of beefy burger mush.
    Their food is specially prepared
    To dissolve into slush.
    Absorbed by multi-fibers
    In the super diaper suit,
    Otherwise the slush would trickle
    Down inside the boot.

    Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
    Will get you from here to there.
    Relieve you and believe me,
    Without a worry or care.
    If ****ting is your problem
    When you're out there in the stars,
    Oh, the intergalactic laxative
    Will get you from here to Mars.

    You may well ask now what becomes
    Of liquid they consume.
    A pipe is led from penis head
    To a unit in the room.
    The water is recirculated,
    Filtered for re-use.
    In case of anti-gravity -
    Pee gets on the loose.

    Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
    Will get you from here to there.
    Relieve you and believe me,
    Without a worry or care.
    If ****ting is your problem
    When you're out there in the stars,
    Oh, the intergalactic laxative
    Will get you from here to Mars.

    Wherever man has conquered,
    On the quest for frontiers new,
    I'm glad that he's always had to do
    The number one and two.
    It makes it all so ordinary,
    Just like you and me,
    To know the greatest heroes,
    They had to **** and pee.

    The intergalactic laxative
    Will get you from here to there,
    For cosmic constipation
    There's none that can compare.
    If ****ting is your problem
    When you're out there in the stars,
    Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
    The intergalactic laxative,
    The intergalactic laxative,
    Will get you from here to Mars.
     

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