Nasa astronaut goes crazy attempts kidnapping...

If he doesn't divorce her, he needs to be checked for a pair. If she makes more than him, maybe he can get some alimony. I just want to tell him "Dude some dude's schlong was in your wife!!!"

If NASA doesn't fire her (or at least demote her down), they need to be checked for a pair too. Go Congress!

 

I realize this is a govt job and all. But these are attempted murder charges. Even outside of that, the conduct is crazy. Not to mention I'm guessing there are some policies about sexing up other govt employees. She's going to lose her job. I'll be shocked if she doesn't. And all that she worked for will be lost...which is tragic.

 

Homegirl put on diapers, drove across the country, and attempted murder on another woman, for this ugly-ass Forrest Gump looking m*therf*cker?



Dude must be hung like a damn dinosaur!!!!

 

Uh, hello...you did see her, didn't you?



Not exactly Jessica Alba.

 

For a woman with a masters in engineering, she is a super model.

 

Exactly...That dude isn't the best looking, but maybe it was the intelligence that got her...What does that other chick look like? I couldn't find anything...I hope she was hotter, although I know she was younger...

Attempted Murder...I think not...

 

I heard she called him up at 10pm one night, asked him out to a movie, then got naked when he came to pick her up. Then Gump walked out on her...... wait..... wrong thread.....

 

Wait until Hillary becomes Vice President/President of the Senate and tries f!ck with Pelosi's House; then Pelosi shows up at the State of the Union address wearing a blue dress and beret sitting right next to Hillary behind the President.

 

One would figure the psyche test they put astronauts through would've weeded people like this out.

 

All of this astronaut talk and not one Uranus joke.

 

ROFLMAO!!!

Uranus...

 

"Wanna get lost in space?"


"Are there circles around Uranus?"

 

Bahaha. Sweet.

 

Chicks dig guys who know how to execute a docking maneuver.

 

what happens in space stays in space

 

I've told you before King Cheetah- that space is bunk. I want a faster lawnmower.

 

I guess we won't need MONK for this one

Rocket River

 

Here she is! College yearbook. man, she looks frigid...

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^ that is Colleen Shipman, I forgot to write.