Nickelback. But that also falls into the never okay anywhere category. I'm torn on MMMBop. That may be an amazing funeral song to get people's feet tappin.
i wouldn't mind this one being played at mine especially if DD could get on the bar table and start taking his shirt off and swinging it like a helicopter.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=radiohead+creep Just off the top of my head, I think the succession of lyrics would be a trainwreck. By the time you got to the bridge, you'd have widows and ex-girlfriends who wouldn't be able to stay in the church; "Aunt Florence, it's just a song! Stop running! Show some respect!"