Nyquil, when you were told about that new "Greek Gym and Bath House" we thought you might figure out it was just a joke the first time you went...
Every guy should be down for a bit of locker room "sword fighting", discomfort is just repressed homosexuality.
Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before? Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before. Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
I pick the lockers in the corner. I have had guys that start talking to me, but I face my corner while getting dressed and don't stare at the guys like some of you homos. If they continue to talk I stay locked on their face. If they look down while talking to me, I turn around, finish dressing, bid them farewell and leave. Leaving them pondering as to whether I think they're gay, when I have seen it so much I ignore it. The old dudes crack me up. They don't talk much, but the are like, "F#ck it. I'm old and my ass itches. Don't bothetr checking out my stump, it's been decomme\issioned for 15 years. Lurkers are the worst. I can't stand when guys spark up a conversation at the sink in the bathroom, whilst I am dropping a load. It desturbs my sudoku concentration.
I can understand being uncomfortable, but some of the reactions are a little extreme. My cousin is openly gay and I am always flattered when his gay guy friends [fill in the blank].
so im at my local aquatic centre last night. (wasnt overly keen on this idea , but the wife made me) after a wade in the pool and some spa time i head in to the showers. in there i find a bunch of young guys , none older than probably 9 or 10. as im changing (trying to stay reasonably covered up) i feel alot of beady little eyes staring at me. One of the kids pipes up... "Jeez Mister, you've got a big dick" Priceless.
