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My wife is cheating on me.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, Apr 1, 2011.

  1. rrj_gamz

    rrj_gamz Contributing Member

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    You should move in with your uncle and auntie in Bel Air sometime this April, Fool!
     
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    If not a joke, and I hope it is, confront that bish.
     
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  4. dback816

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    Well, it is 4/1 so....
     
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  5. treyk3

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    Guys It's literally says "April Fools!" in the post...
     
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    You need to send her to meet Wayne Brady!!!

    NSFW...I think...Maybe...Anyway...

    <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1pEQbZCRoJM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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  7. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PZtxBZ9D5sI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    Go to your secretary's house and get nekkid on the couch while she changes in her room.
     
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    dont ruin it. these posts are funny.
     
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    Damn, you got me... and to think I felt sorry for you!
     
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    this...
     
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    you scared the **** out of me for a sec.

    oh well, good one...makes up for no clutch joke.
     
  14. Shaud

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    Are you married to him?:confused:
     
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    Ron from the G Contributing Member

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    Brilliant!
     
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  16. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    I think it's sort of like groundhog's day in that if Clutch doesn't make an April fools joke expect 8 more weeks of winter for the Rockets...
     
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    The second sentence gave it away.
     
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    Sign off all your assets to your best friend. Then divorce her ass so she doesn't get half of it
     
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    Wait what

    As if that'd work....
     
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