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Well if this story is true, you should get one of these right away. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pancor_Jackhammer b**** deserves it.
I think it's sort of like groundhog's day in that if Clutch doesn't make an April fools joke expect 8 more weeks of winter for the Rockets...