Well, I've been listening to the song over and over again and brainstorming ideas. Give me a week, and I'll have something to discuss. The process is slowed by the fact that I keep having to stop because the song makes me hungry... and thirsty.
I'm not married, though I'm hoping to change that in the not-too-distant future. The couch is a loaner, though. It belongs to a woman I know.
Instead of starting a whole new thread (because I hate starting threads.... though I did start this one originally... but that's not important now), I decided I would simply dig up this ancient thread from way back when (October) to make a post touting my latest bit of potentially ridicule-inducing activity. Sadly, there is no dancing involved this time. It's just a plain-old ordinary screenplay I wrote... about a guy, who may or may not live next door to the devil (and no, I don't mean Karl Malone. I mean the Prince of Darkness - Satan himself). So anyway, if anyone is having trouble sleeping, they are more than welcome to pull up the script for The Devil Next Door online and check it out. It's at http://www.filmdallas.com/devil.html for the HTML version. If you're one of those people who loves Adobe Acrobat, it's also online in that form at http://www.filmdallas.com/devilnextdoor.pdf (the advantage would be if you wanted to print it out, the page numbers would line up correctly, though I can't imagine why you'd want to print it out). Anyhoo, there it is for your enjoyment. I know it's not as cool as the dancing video, but still..... Oh, and I am aware of most of the typos, but you can point them out if you like.
I should send you some of my work. I have over 100 skits and a lot of them are music videos. I don't know how to post them on here. MrPaige, very funny stuff! I appreciate a good short.
I guess it was a mistake to not start a new thread after all since folks are missing the recent post and going back to the original videos. Sorry for that. Completely my fault.
It would have been lost forever if you didn't. I'm glad you brought it back because I wasn't a hangout boy back in those days. By the way, I sent you an email.
Thank you. I had a young lady come and audition for a part today. I asked her what she thought of the script (she had mentioned she read it ahead of the audition), she replied "It's a comedy, right?" Of course, she's going to get the part anyway, but I thought that was a funny response. Sadly, my stripper friend from my last flick likely isn't going to have a role in this one. A former Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader has expressed an interest in the only part the stripper could really play. And I don't think I can pass up the opportunity to work with the cheerleader, though the afterparty will likely not be as fun as it was last time when we were invited to The Lodge by the stripper girl.
mrpaige....I want one of these videos on a weekly basis. keep getting bored and keep entertaining. Rock on.
"If I want to eat a meal with my penis hanging out, I should be able to. I'm not hurting anyone." Absolutely fantastic article on smoking being banned. You should consder getting paid by fine publications that would seriously consider your works...such as Penthouse or Playboy. It's worth a shot AND if you do get in, you can brag that YOU are in (insert dirty mag here)!!!
Nice stuff Ryan, I better see your hide at SXSW... it would be ashame to have all that talent and desire and not get the benefit that a major film festival can bestow.... I'll call you before I go
I can actually go to the SXSW this year, too, at least in terms of having the time to go. And I get the student rate on the cost, so that's a plus (I knew going for that advertising degree at UTA was eventually going to pay off). It's coming up fast, less than three weeks away, by my count. I've never been to a film festival before. I thought about going to the Deep Ellum Film Fest last year, but there was just nothing compelling on the schedule. I heard, by the way, that Bubba Ho-Tep was playing at SXSW this year (Friday the 7th at Midnight). I'd love to be able to get in to see that. But other than that, I'm not sure what to expect out of the thing.
mr paige Did the inspiration on the Jennifer photoshop line come from Clutch City? "I don't care what it looks like in these pictures. For all I know, you photoshopped these things together."
I honestly was not thinking of the Clutch City Photoshop This! threads when I wrote that line. Photoshop is in wide use beyond here, of course. Maybe I should add a line after that. Something along the lines of "I know what photoshopped images look like. I once saw Jesus riding a bike on Clutch City"..... or something like that (sorry, comedy is hard to do "off the cuff").
