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My single sitch

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Jun 6, 2008.

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  1. Angkor Wat

    Angkor Wat Member

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    I say leave the chick. Basically, she is playing you two. All that "I don't know which to choose" is bullcrap. She just wants the status of having two guys without really being committed. I don't blame her, she is probably having a blast. I knew I would If I had two chicks hanging on me. If it was me, I'd already "bow out" because I have too much pride to be in some pissing contest for a girl. Theres way too many b****es in the alleys (fishes in the sea) to have to wait on a girl to "choose".

    If she really wants you, she will come for you after you "bow out".
     
  2. Harrisment

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    I think the most alarming thing is that so many people in this thread have never heard of the word copasetic.

    Keep your head up Jimbo. Sounds like this girl isn't ready for any kind of commitment.
     
  3. Pipe

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    It's "Dopp Kit." :)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dopp_kit

    A Dopp kit is a small bag, made of leather, vinyl, or cloth that is used for storing men's grooming tools for travel. Common items kept in a Dopp kit are deodorant, a razor, shaving cream, comb, shampoo, nail clippers, scissors, toothbrush, toothpaste, and cologne.

    The name derives from early 20th century leather craftsman Charles Doppelt. The kits became widely known during the Second World War when they were issued to GIs. Doppelt's company was purchased by Samsonite in the early 1970s.

    Dopp kits were once a common gift given to adolescent males as they ascended from boyhood to adulthood.

    Although the term was originally a trademark and may still be, it appears to have at least mostly become generic.
     
  4. Asian Sensation

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    So true.
     
  5. BMoney

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    I don't get why you feel you should force her to choose if the relationship was casual.
     
  6. Refman

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    Doesn't sound like he exactly wants to share. That is totally understandable. Casual relationships either turn into something more, or they die. That's the nature of things.
     
  7. Jeremiah

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    This is a perfect situation to apply the ladder theory. One of you guys is the intellectual w****.
     
  8. bejezuz

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    Perhaps, but I think this situation is poor use of the ladder theory because, presumably, both dudes are getting some. Makes you wonder if the weekend dude knows about Fatty. Sucks for him if he thinks he's got a girlfriend.

    Fatty, I can't blame you for being ready to cut your losses. It's one thing if you're seeing someone casually but regularly, and both parties are still playing the field. But having a guy for weeknights and one for the weekends for over six months seems a bit whorish, if you ask me. She's double dipping, and you've got joint custody with some other dude who may not even know about you.
     
  9. gr8-1

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    Dubious, I agree with your assessment of Fatty and dudes like him. No offense Fatty.
     
  10. Mr. Brightside

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    I have made it my goal to use the word copacetic, duck kit and sitch in a conversation with a lady sometime this weekend. Hopefully they will be impressed and I will get sex.
     
  11. percicles

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    That will surely get you laid at Ladytron tonight.

    Hipster b****es ain't as bright as they think.
     
  12. TheFreak

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    What's YOUR sitch?

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  13. Fatty FatBastard

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    I'm a complete pervert. Yesterday afternoon, she and I had a blast. We'll see what happens in the next couple weeks. In the mean time:


    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QiF8md-w-zw&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QiF8md-w-zw&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
     
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  14. Mr. Clutch

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    Just keep boning her but keep dating other people.

    When you find someone you really like, dump her.
     
  15. Fatty FatBastard

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    Bwa Ha Ha
     
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  16. Mr. Clutch

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    whoa, her boobs are falling out
     
  17. Fatty FatBastard

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    Dudes, I loathe getting pulled over. Some rook cop just got me for an expired reg. tag as I was headed over to a buddy's to jump his car.

    Essentially, I just pissed another C note away.
     
  18. Fatty FatBastard

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    One of the nice things about us dating was that my ex (from a few years ago) was friends with Jorge Vargas, along with other local celebs. Anyway, she and I went to Mi Luna a couple months ago, and Jorge could not take his eyes off of my date. He was practically salivating, so I went over to him and introduced her to him.

    I'm a shallow man, and she is a nice piece of eye candy, IMO.
     
  19. MattM

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    Sex and the City is to blame for this kind of ****.

    It seems you actually have an emotional connection to her, so that being the case you gotta bow out.
     
  20. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Good for that rookie cop, upholding the law.

    EDIT: How expired was it? Generally you get at least a 10 day grace period.
     

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