I like the commercial...If you're trying to include some of the player's personalities, you could could also have: MoT with some rollin' papers and Ephedra-free dexatrim, Spoon with a bag of cheese puffs and a box of jelly donuts, Mark Jackson with some Metamucil and All Bran, Pike with some hair products, Padgett with some Rogaine just a suggestion...
Fine concept, AB. BTW - the best commercial is one with a full basket of W's. That's what puts people in their seats -- and out of them screaming! The Toy Shop, even when full, is too often deathly still.