I have always wanted to see a nude opera because when those high notes have to be sung, I bet you can really tell it in the singers' genitalia.
I just went to shovel out my driveway (car got stuck this morning, cuz I'm lazy and haven't shoveled it....I was 15 minutes late), and I ended up running the handle of the snow shovel into my right nut. Don't ask how - it just happened. Dang, it hurts.
