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My poops take forever

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by finalsbound, Jun 11, 2010.

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  1. eveluvsrox

    eveluvsrox Member

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    I usually eat those just because the peach flavor is extra tasty....



    ps.......... it works :grin: ;) :eek:
     
    #21 eveluvsrox, Jun 11, 2010
  2. YaosDirtyStache

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    I remember walking in to my girlfriend pooping...horrific experience. It smelled foul and looked wrong...something that beautiful shouldnt excrete something so rank.
     
    #22 YaosDirtyStache, Jun 11, 2010
  3. Tom Bombadillo

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    Girls poop?
     
    #23 Tom Bombadillo, Jun 11, 2010
  4. 1JumpShot

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    Girls only pee H2O
     
    #24 1JumpShot, Jun 11, 2010
  5. 1JumpShot

    1JumpShot Member

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    With yellow food coloring
     
    #25 1JumpShot, Jun 11, 2010
  6. RickRock713

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    i heard girls poop pink and they fart pink and glittery fluffy clouds.
     
    #26 RickRock713, Jun 11, 2010
  7. BetterThanI

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    Now THAT'S a ClutchFan. Repped. :grin:
     
    #27 BetterThanI, Jun 11, 2010
  8. Surfguy

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    Does Activia work for men, too? Or, is this just a woman thing? Aren't digestive systems all the same regardless of sex?

    Just curious...as I wonder why they only market to women? Not that I want to see Arnold Schwarzenneger trying to peddle Activia or anything. :grin:

    Or, are us men supposed to shake off digestive system issues with cold beer and pretzels because we're too tough to have digestive problems?
     
    #28 Surfguy, Jun 11, 2010
  9. Mr. Brightside

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    It should work for men too. You can get the same effect of Activia, by just buying live Acidophilus bacteria culture capsules at your local Vitamin Shoppe or even HEB. It works on the same principle. You will find these capsules under refrigeration and that is how these are to be stored. These are basically good bacteria that reduces inflammation in the GI system. One of the main causes of constipation is not generally lack of fiber for alot of folks, but rather the massive intake of wheat opiods. Wheat opiods are found in things like bread and pastas.
     
    #29 Mr. Brightside, Jun 11, 2010
  10. the futants

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    Well...they DO use Jamie Lee Curtis as their spokesman.
     
    #30 the futants, Jun 11, 2010
  11. justtxyank

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    #31 justtxyank, Jun 11, 2010
  12. RedRedemption

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    I think 15 min is the norm... :grin:
     
    #32 RedRedemption, Jun 11, 2010
  13. finalsbound

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    jeez, i was reading.
     
    #33 finalsbound, Jun 11, 2010
  14. raj87

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    Perhaps that is why you are known as "tehG l i d e"?
     
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  15. The Real Shady

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    #35 The Real Shady, Jun 11, 2010
  16. rrj_gamz

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    What a great day for a poop thread...lol...

    It's my second office, so 15 minutes is nothing...talk to me when it's 30 minutes...i don't undestand how poeple just finish quickly, and not have skid markes...I'm juust saying...and please for the love of pete, courtesy flush...i'm out...
     
    #36 rrj_gamz, Jun 11, 2010
  17. Harrisment

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    Perfect post coming from someone with the username 'teh Glide.' :grin:
     
    #37 Harrisment, Jun 11, 2010
  18. gwatson86

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    Shameful. I'm in and out in 3 minutes tops. I poop like a champion.
     
    #38 gwatson86, Jun 11, 2010
  19. finalsbound

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    stfu.
     
    #39 finalsbound, Jun 11, 2010
  20. RocketRick

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    My wife takes this weird diet tea that my mom recommended to her from HEB. Seems to do the trick.
     
    #40 RocketRick, Jun 11, 2010
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