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My nuts itch

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Free Agent, May 19, 2003.

  1. rockHEAD

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    uh... I'm with RMtx... GO SEE A DOCTOR!!
     
  2. codell

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    Kudos to your boldness Free Agent. I wouldn't even ask my own wife how to go about getting rid of a nut itch, much less a whole bunch of strangers on a BBS. :eek:

    "I am not a doctor, I just play one here on the BBS for kicks."
     
  3. 3fingeredgus

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    Sorry for making a big fat greek joke about your rash earlier.. I have suffered from various skin rashes in that region and they are really uncomfortable.. Mine always seem to happen when I'm on vacation. I usually put a ton of baby powder on the area when I sleep and that almost always takes care of it. However, if you've tried that or other things and they aren't working, I'd definitely go see a doctor. I wouldn't mess around with your nuts if I were you..
     
  4. ROCKSS

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    I`m not a Doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night
     
  5. MadMax

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    what if you were you?
     
  6. OmegaSupreme

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    sars of the balls. just put a surgical mask over your scrotum and don't try not to let anyone cough on them. otherwise you risk further infection.
     
  7. Oski2005

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    Sooner or later, we all knew that the hiding place of Iraq's WMD would be revealed. Saddam, I tip my hat to you for originality.
     
  8. mateo

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    I had that once. Doc gave me some antibacterial stuff, all gone soon afterwards. I got it from wearing the same bathingsuit-like shorts in Costa Rica every day while rafting and stuff.

    Go see a doc, pronto. It cleared up within 48 hours, and the itching stopped even sooner.
     
  9. HOOP-T

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    They've made huge strides in topical ointments and creams. Perhaps you should call the pharmacy, or your doctor, and not bother the fine, tasteful folks on this BBS? Bwaaaahahahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!

    ;)
     
  10. CrazyJoeDavola

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    WHEW!!! For a second there, I thought you were gonna break out with a "tractor story". (inside joke for Seinfeld fans)
     
  11. Fatty FatBastard

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    Ummmmmmmm, .............

    try Calomine, and quit doing to yourself whatever caused it in the first place.:p
     
  12. 3fingeredgus

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    I am me and I still wouldn't mess with his nuts! What is shall be.
     
  13. rockHEAD

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    I believe the symptoms you are describing are the start of elephantitus....
     
  14. HakeemdaDream

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    of course you remember the terms that have to do w/ male genitalia.
     
  15. RocketBurrito

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    This thread is nuts...
     
  16. MadMax

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    just checking.

    :D
     
  17. ZRB

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    Have a hot shower and get the area nice and moist, then proceed to savagely scratch off the infected skin. When it starts to bleed, stop. Wash the blood off and rub the area with neosporin-like ointment. Then prepare for a few days of pain. If the itch comes back, continue to scratch it with a vengeance. It should go away in a couple of years.
     
  18. ZRB

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    Oh, and feel free to scratch in any public area. If it itches, you must scratch it.
     
  19. SmeggySmeg

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    sounds like athlete jock, treat with Daktarin or such.

    btw label your threads correctly, i click assuming a story about NUTS, ie 2 Jatzcrackers, when it is clearly only one, "My Nut Itches" would have been more appropriate ;)
     
  20. Two Sandwiches

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    I got athlete's foot right now. I think you may have syphilis though. Be on the look out for red dots spreading over your body.:eek:
     

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