CODELL: I made this little newbie joke and he got all offended. Those people can be so touchy. MANNY: Those people, listen to yourself. CODELL: What? MANNY: You think that newbies are so different from me and you? They came to this BBS just like everybody else, in search of a dream. CODELL: Manny, he's just a newbie. MANNY: Yeah, and you're an anti-newbieite. CODELL: I am not an anti-newbieite! MANNY: You're a rabid anti-newbieite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, newbie!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own forums. CODELL: They should have their own forums!!! MANNY: Yeah!
BEHAD: Oh my God! You won't believe what I just saw! A post just bashed into this thread, and derailed it, right on my forum! CODELL: You gotta follow that post! BEHAD: What?! CODELL: You can't let him get away with that! BEHAD: Codell, the guy could be dangerous. CODELL: What are you, yellow? BEHAD: I'm not yella. (In a cowboy voice) CODELL: Behad, if you don't follow him, you're yella. BEHAD: Wait, he stopped, he's quit posting. CODELL: What? What? I can't hear you. Behad?
CLUTCH: Can I help you? MANNY (with little hope): Yeah, do you have any Today free posts? I know they're off the market, but... CLUTCH: Actually, we have a case left. MANNY(excited): A case! A case of posts? I mean, uh...a case. Huh. Uh...how many come in a case? CLUTCH: Sixty. MANNY: Sixty?! Uh...well, I'll take three. CLUTCH: Three. MANNY: Make it ten. CLUTCH: Ten? MANNY: Twenty posts should be plenty. CLUTCH: Did you say twenty? MANNY: Yeah, twenty-five posts is just fine. CLUTCH: Right. So, you're set with twenty-five. MANNY: Yeah. Just give me the whole case and I'll be on my way.
Man, I hope the two of you can continue to keep this up! It is great to see all my favorite Seinfeld episodes transposed to this BBS with my name and other BBS regulars! Oh and Kramer was the best character on TV in history with Barney Fife second!
Top this ................................ MANNY: (Vowing) Well, I'll tell you this, though - I am never bashing newbies ever again. ROCKETMAN95: What, you mean just in the GARM or all together? MANNY: (Definite) All together. ROCKETMAN95: Oh, gimme a break.. CODELL: (Skeptical) Ohhh yeah.. right. BEHAD: Oh, like you're gonna stop? CODELL AND ROCKETMAN95: C'mon.. MANNY: You don't think I can? CODELL: No chance. MANNY: (Daring) You think you could? CODELL: Well, I know I could hold out longer than you. MANNY: Care to make it interesting? CODELL: Sure, how much? MANNY: A hundred dollars. CODELL: (Pointing) You're on. BEHAD: (Butting in) Wait a second, wait a second. Count me in on this. (Clicks his tongue) CODELL: You? BEHAD: Yeah. CODELL: You'll be out before we you leave the hangout. ROCKETMAN95: (Smiling) I want to be in on this, too. MANNY AND CODELL: (Rejecting) Ohh, no. No, no, no.. ROCKETMAN95: Why? CODELL: (Showing difference) It's apples and oranges.. ROCKETMAN95: What? Why? (More 'no, no, no's from CODELL and MANNY. Persistent) Why? CODELL: Because you're a Hangout Boy! ROCKETMAN95: So what? CODELL: It's easier for a Hangout Boy not to do it than a GARM poster. ROCKETMAN95: (Sarcastic) Oh. CODELL: We have to do it. It's part of our lifestyle. It's like, uh.. bashing Moochie Norris. ROCKETMAN95: Oh, that is such bologna. I bash Moochie Norris. BEHAD: (Making a point) Not everyday.
CODELL: I didn't get any posts. BEHAD: Just forget it. Let it go. CODELL: Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my post. MANGO: Post -- $2 extra. CODELL: $2? But everyone in front of me got free post. MANGO: You want post? CODELL: Yes, please. MANGO: $3! CODELL: What? MANGO: No post for you! [snaps fingers]
One more from me too: (Manny, RM95, Codell and Behad all sit back and watch another senior member bash a newbie) CLUTCH: All right, hold it right there. BEHAD: What? CLUTCH: You're all banned. MANNY: Banned? What for? CLUTCH: Article 223-7 of the Clutch City Penal Code. ROCKETMAN95: What? No, no - we didn't do anything. CLUTCH: That's exactly right. The law requires you to help or assist any newbie in danger as long as it's reasonable todo so. CODELL: I never heard of that. CLUTCH: It's new. It's called the Good Senior Member Law. Let's go.
Damn, I am lmao so much here! "The Contest", "Soup Nazi", and of course the last episode! Like RM95 said, this thread is a hall of fame candidate!
Moochie - "I have to dribble. If I give it to you, you just shoot. You're a chucker." Cat - "Oh, I'm a chucker." Moochie - "That's right, everytime you get the ball you shoot." Cat - "I can't believe you called me a chucker. No way I'm a chucker. I do not chuck, never chucked, never have chucked, never will chuck, no chuck!"
Easy. You posted a pic of her showing her nipple. "The Nip" episode is an all-time Seinfeld classic, and with die-hard Seinfeld fans like codell, Behad, RM95, TheFreak, me and many others in this forum, it was a matter of time before one of us jumped on the opportunity to relive classic Seinfeldian memories (much to Lynus's dismay ).
It's times like this when I wish I actually watched Seinfeld so i could get the jokes... oh well...the posts are funny nonetheless even if I dont get the Senfeld references.. I think I may actually miss this place for the 8 days I'm in Chicago...
Devon is cute to me, doesnt hurt that I am asian too. Love the freckles on that girl, reminds me of Lucy Liu.
