A-Train's top shelf margarita: 1 (one) bottle of tequila 1 (one) bottle of margarita mix kosher salt (optional) limes (optional) Fill up margarita glass with 4 oz. margarita mix. Measure out 1 oz. tequila in a shot glass. Grab shot glass, drink tequila from shot glass in one gulp. Take margarita mix and pour into kitchen sink. Repeat until the fat chick on the other side of the room looks semi-bangable. If desired, mix kosher salt and lime juice with mashed up avacodos, garlic, cracked black pepper, and cilantro to make guacamole.
The Rag: 2 parts gin 1 part fruit punch 3 tablespoons strawberry puree mix together and put in glass, soak a small towel or paper towel in glass with a string, suck the drink from the towel Enjoy!
Actually, you should be THANKING everybody for spicing up an otherwise mundane thread. The only time maple syrup should be the subject of a thread is when it's being licked off some chick's nipples...
