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My mom has a schizophrenic cat that terrorizes me on the daily. Is there anything that can be done?

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  1. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    Ah, nice catch.

    That was actually a really funny thread. May have to read the whole thing over again.
     
  2. droopy421

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    Such a stupid cat:

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    But seriously, you called 911 for a cat?
     
  3. CCorn

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    Cats are very dangerous. My coworkers wife almost died from blood poisoning after being bit by the family cat. Took her 3 months in the ICU to recover. Crippled the family financially for a while.
     
  4. CCorn

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    Oh and to help with your problem...

    Dramamine will knock a cat out for hours. And when they wake up they really don't do anything for a day. Just drug it every night.
     
  5. dmenacela

    dmenacela Member

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    LOL. Post of the year.

    As a cat owner, I love this (sorry about your eye).
     
  6. SwoLy-D

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    I read the OP and went ahead and replaced all occurrences of the word "CAT" and the word "ME" for different words, just for fun. Enjoy. :eek:

    :grin:
     
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  7. Nook

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    Some males just lack ALPHA mode.
     
  8. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    Water gun that b**** every time she steps to you.
     
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  11. TheMystery008

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    Lol.

    :grin:
     
  12. J.R.

    J.R. Member

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    OP?

    :p

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  13. Harrisment

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    I'm pretty sure that cat is going to give you full blown AIDZ, if it hasn't already. Good luck, and I hope you have good health insurance.
     

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